| Song | Mr. Webster |
| Artist | The Monkees |
| Album | Headquarters |
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| 作词 : Boyce, Hart | |
| Everyone in town knew | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| He worked at the bank for forty years | |
| And each week | |
| Mr. Frisby made his check out | |
| For sixty-eight dollars, clear | |
| And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies | |
| Each time | |
| Frisby promised him a raise | |
| They gave a retirement party for | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| Everyone from the bank was there | |
| They had a cake and flowers ordered special | |
| And Frisby had a speech prepared | |
| And a little white box, in it had a little watch with this inscription"To Mr. Webster, with regards" | |
| Then came the telegram from | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| Said, "Sorry, stop, cannot attendI've flown away and taken all your moneyWish you were here to help me spend" | |
| And one by one all the people left the party | |
| And Mr. Frisby locked the door |
| zuo ci : Boyce, Hart | |
| Everyone in town knew | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| He worked at the bank for forty years | |
| And each week | |
| Mr. Frisby made his check out | |
| For sixtyeight dollars, clear | |
| And through the years he thwarted twentyseven robberies | |
| Each time | |
| Frisby promised him a raise | |
| They gave a retirement party for | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| Everyone from the bank was there | |
| They had a cake and flowers ordered special | |
| And Frisby had a speech prepared | |
| And a little white box, in it had a little watch with this inscription" To Mr. Webster, with regards" | |
| Then came the telegram from | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| Said, " Sorry, stop, cannot attendI' ve flown away and taken all your moneyWish you were here to help me spend" | |
| And one by one all the people left the party | |
| And Mr. Frisby locked the door |
| zuò cí : Boyce, Hart | |
| Everyone in town knew | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| He worked at the bank for forty years | |
| And each week | |
| Mr. Frisby made his check out | |
| For sixtyeight dollars, clear | |
| And through the years he thwarted twentyseven robberies | |
| Each time | |
| Frisby promised him a raise | |
| They gave a retirement party for | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| Everyone from the bank was there | |
| They had a cake and flowers ordered special | |
| And Frisby had a speech prepared | |
| And a little white box, in it had a little watch with this inscription" To Mr. Webster, with regards" | |
| Then came the telegram from | |
| Mr. Webster | |
| Said, " Sorry, stop, cannot attendI' ve flown away and taken all your moneyWish you were here to help me spend" | |
| And one by one all the people left the party | |
| And Mr. Frisby locked the door |