| Nine o'clock on channel six | |
| Get the beer and get the chips | |
| Death is live opon the screen | |
| It's reality | |
| TV! New disasters! | |
| Don't you miss | |
| All the details - we'll be back right after this | |
| Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews | |
| Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care | |
| Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud | |
| Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud | |
| Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood | |
| On patrol with cameras | |
| Gonna make some victims stars | |
| TV vamps, for blood we thirst | |
| Help that man, but shoot him first | |
| Moving pictures full of pain | |
| Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain | |
| Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head | |
| Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears | |
| Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud | |
| Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud | |
| Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood | |
| Should there be a day of peace | |
| We've our something up to sleeves | |
| Our "assistant" will commit | |
| Any shit to land a hit | |
| Want to be on live | |
| TV? Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see | |
| Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud | |
| Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud | |
| Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood |