| Song | Twisted and Bent |
| Artist | The Trash Can Sinatras |
| Album | A Happy Pocket |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Trash Can Sinatras | |
| I come aboard | |
| I sing a lament | |
| The world isn't round | |
| It's Twisted and Bent | |
| But to face doom in a sock-stenched room all by myself | |
| Is the kind of fate I never contemplate | |
| That reminds me of the time I felt | |
| It's time for sin and catholic guilt | |
| Two years later to the day | |
| I had reason to confess | |
| With her hair a shining shade | |
| Of bus-conductress blonde | |
| Tales of music and movement | |
| Were told in grip and groan | |
| But to put these thoughts | |
| In songs like theirs | |
| Of the honest truth | |
| There'd be no trace | |
| Just lying out loud | |
| Good God give me strength to face another lazy day of | |
| "If I was a millionaire I'd be a million miles from here" | |
| You came into my life like a brick through a window | |
| And I cracked a smile | |
| I know her face so well | |
| Although the color of her eyes | |
| Escapes me for the moment | |
| Though her embrace | |
| Is like being short-changed | |
| But if I knew what made carpets fly | |
| I wouldn't be sitting here | |
| Twiddling my thumbs | |
| I'd threadbare my soul | |
| And wheedle my way | |
| Into other people's lives | |
| And out of my own | |
| So typical - a battle of wits | |
| And I've come half prepared | |
| Now we raised a toast to celebrate | |
| As December's embers fade | |
| But every fire is just a hoax | |
| For January's little joke | |
| Halfway to paralyzed my understudy's eyes grew tired | |
| Every actor hides a heckle, | |
| Doctor hydes a jekyll | |
| See through my disguise | |
| But I forget the conversation we had | |
| I don't remember what you said or did | |
| That made you so attractive | |
| I'm immortal | |
| And that's no life at all |
| zuo ci : Trash Can Sinatras | |
| I come aboard | |
| I sing a lament | |
| The world isn' t round | |
| It' s Twisted and Bent | |
| But to face doom in a sockstenched room all by myself | |
| Is the kind of fate I never contemplate | |
| That reminds me of the time I felt | |
| It' s time for sin and catholic guilt | |
| Two years later to the day | |
| I had reason to confess | |
| With her hair a shining shade | |
| Of busconductress blonde | |
| Tales of music and movement | |
| Were told in grip and groan | |
| But to put these thoughts | |
| In songs like theirs | |
| Of the honest truth | |
| There' d be no trace | |
| Just lying out loud | |
| Good God give me strength to face another lazy day of | |
| " If I was a millionaire I' d be a million miles from here" | |
| You came into my life like a brick through a window | |
| And I cracked a smile | |
| I know her face so well | |
| Although the color of her eyes | |
| Escapes me for the moment | |
| Though her embrace | |
| Is like being shortchanged | |
| But if I knew what made carpets fly | |
| I wouldn' t be sitting here | |
| Twiddling my thumbs | |
| I' d threadbare my soul | |
| And wheedle my way | |
| Into other people' s lives | |
| And out of my own | |
| So typical a battle of wits | |
| And I' ve come half prepared | |
| Now we raised a toast to celebrate | |
| As December' s embers fade | |
| But every fire is just a hoax | |
| For January' s little joke | |
| Halfway to paralyzed my understudy' s eyes grew tired | |
| Every actor hides a heckle, | |
| Doctor hydes a jekyll | |
| See through my disguise | |
| But I forget the conversation we had | |
| I don' t remember what you said or did | |
| That made you so attractive | |
| I' m immortal | |
| And that' s no life at all |
| zuò cí : Trash Can Sinatras | |
| I come aboard | |
| I sing a lament | |
| The world isn' t round | |
| It' s Twisted and Bent | |
| But to face doom in a sockstenched room all by myself | |
| Is the kind of fate I never contemplate | |
| That reminds me of the time I felt | |
| It' s time for sin and catholic guilt | |
| Two years later to the day | |
| I had reason to confess | |
| With her hair a shining shade | |
| Of busconductress blonde | |
| Tales of music and movement | |
| Were told in grip and groan | |
| But to put these thoughts | |
| In songs like theirs | |
| Of the honest truth | |
| There' d be no trace | |
| Just lying out loud | |
| Good God give me strength to face another lazy day of | |
| " If I was a millionaire I' d be a million miles from here" | |
| You came into my life like a brick through a window | |
| And I cracked a smile | |
| I know her face so well | |
| Although the color of her eyes | |
| Escapes me for the moment | |
| Though her embrace | |
| Is like being shortchanged | |
| But if I knew what made carpets fly | |
| I wouldn' t be sitting here | |
| Twiddling my thumbs | |
| I' d threadbare my soul | |
| And wheedle my way | |
| Into other people' s lives | |
| And out of my own | |
| So typical a battle of wits | |
| And I' ve come half prepared | |
| Now we raised a toast to celebrate | |
| As December' s embers fade | |
| But every fire is just a hoax | |
| For January' s little joke | |
| Halfway to paralyzed my understudy' s eyes grew tired | |
| Every actor hides a heckle, | |
| Doctor hydes a jekyll | |
| See through my disguise | |
| But I forget the conversation we had | |
| I don' t remember what you said or did | |
| That made you so attractive | |
| I' m immortal | |
| And that' s no life at all |