| Has anybody here seen a chick called dick | |
| He looks real burly but he's really hip | |
| He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy | |
| Well, he married betty lou back in '65 when you had to be butch to survive | |
| But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions | |
| You see, he's not a common place closet queen | |
| He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen | |
| 'cos when he puts on that dress | |
| He looks like a princess | |
| The day he came out of the wardrobe | |
| Betty lou got quite a surprise | |
| She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye | |
| She really couldn't call up her mother | |
| Mama would positively die | |
| Should she go or stay or should she try to get a trial separation | |
| You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose | |
| He just feels restricted in conventional clothes | |
| 'cos when he puts on that dress, he feels like a princess | |
| He's not a dandy, he's only living out a fantasy | |
| He's not a pansy, he's only being what he wants to be | |
| Now his life is rearranged and he's grateful for the change | |
| He's out of the wardrobe and now he's got no regrets | |
| Betty lou didn't know what to do at first | |
| But she's learning how to cope at last | |
| She's got the best of both worlds | |
| And she's really in a state of elation | |
| She says it helps their relationship | |
| She says a change is as good as a rest | |
| And their friends finally coming 'round to their way of thinking | |
| She wears the trousers and smokes the pipe | |
| And he washes up | |
| She helps him wipe | |
| 'cos when he puts on that dress | |
| He looks like a princess | |
| He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling alright | |
| He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling satisfied | |
| Now it's farewell to the past | |
| The secret's out at last | |
| He's out of the wardrobe and now he's got no regrets |
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