| I'm gonna miss your good humor | |
| When you take it back to Wisconsin | |
| Could you leave it here until the end of the year | |
| Or at least until November comes | |
| Someone's crying in the laundry room | |
| I think she threw up in her boyfriend's lap | |
| I hear the sound of breaking glass | |
| And it hits me with all the impact of a wet firecracker | |
| I know damn well that I'm sitting on a wet firecracker | |
| I thought you said you never wait for the fun to start | |
| And you never stop when the party ends | |
| So why'd you put the brakes on | |
| You're gonna be late for your own wake | |
| Take that train outta here | |
| Dead to the world but I can't ignore | |
| What's been hiding in the hallway trash | |
| Everyone likes to claim innocence | |
| Until the pigs head out the back | |
| I know damn well that I'll be sleeping on the bathroom floor | |
| It's red and the fuse is spitting like a wet firecracker |