| You drink and drink | |
| You never got a reason | |
| But you put it on my tab | |
| You put it on my tab | |
| You take what you should've left | |
| And leave what you shoulda grabbed | |
| What drunk with any common sense at all | |
| Would mix his beer and gin like that | |
| You must really want to get it back | |
| May I suggest a draught to help you digest | |
| The sugar in that Boone's Farm wine | |
| Or any other really cheap apple kind | |
| What kind ofdrunk with any self-respect at all | |
| Would give up on his friends that way | |
| Would give in to the pressure's sway | |
| I never asked you to swim | |
| In that soupbowl of contempt | |
| So full of wine and bar mop slop | |
| Spilling on the girls | |
| Like a bull in a china shop |