| Song | Advertisement (Another Intentional Irrelevant Suicide) |
| Artist | Roy Harper |
| Album | Whatever Happened to Jugula |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Harper | |
| I get up and I walk across the room | |
| I get to the door - I've been there before | |
| Wondering what I got up for | |
| When all of a certain I remember | |
| What I was going to say to you | |
| Standing there watching my member | |
| Hanging there squirting the loo | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| I sit down on the phone I get the urge | |
| To dump yesterday, flush it away | |
| I hope the force is still with me | |
| When sure enough the door flies off it's hinges | |
| And there stands P.C. Bill Identikit | |
| Saying "I've got trouble finding where I'm going | |
| "Coz my backside is very badly lit | |
| "Hello, hello, hello | |
| "My bloody head no longer seems to fit | |
| "Hello, hello, hello | |
| "And you're under arrest... | |
| ...and...'ello?" | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| So come on, let go | |
| Let your feelings show | |
| There's something inside you | |
| The person beside you really needs to know | |
| Come on, change your mind | |
| You never know what you might find | |
| Break out the rizlas | |
| And roll up a place to unwind | |
| Well you can bust me once | |
| You can bust me twice | |
| But you'd have to top me | |
| To finally stop me from loading my dice | |
| 'Coz I'm really stoned | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I'm really stoned | |
| (Joan bakewell) Tart |
| zuo ci : Harper | |
| I get up and I walk across the room | |
| I get to the door I' ve been there before | |
| Wondering what I got up for | |
| When all of a certain I remember | |
| What I was going to say to you | |
| Standing there watching my member | |
| Hanging there squirting the loo | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| I sit down on the phone I get the urge | |
| To dump yesterday, flush it away | |
| I hope the force is still with me | |
| When sure enough the door flies off it' s hinges | |
| And there stands P. C. Bill Identikit | |
| Saying " I' ve got trouble finding where I' m going | |
| " Coz my backside is very badly lit | |
| " Hello, hello, hello | |
| " My bloody head no longer seems to fit | |
| " Hello, hello, hello | |
| " And you' re under arrest... | |
| ... and...' ello?" | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| So come on, let go | |
| Let your feelings show | |
| There' s something inside you | |
| The person beside you really needs to know | |
| Come on, change your mind | |
| You never know what you might find | |
| Break out the rizlas | |
| And roll up a place to unwind | |
| Well you can bust me once | |
| You can bust me twice | |
| But you' d have to top me | |
| To finally stop me from loading my dice | |
| ' Coz I' m really stoned | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Joan bakewell Tart |
| zuò cí : Harper | |
| I get up and I walk across the room | |
| I get to the door I' ve been there before | |
| Wondering what I got up for | |
| When all of a certain I remember | |
| What I was going to say to you | |
| Standing there watching my member | |
| Hanging there squirting the loo | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| I sit down on the phone I get the urge | |
| To dump yesterday, flush it away | |
| I hope the force is still with me | |
| When sure enough the door flies off it' s hinges | |
| And there stands P. C. Bill Identikit | |
| Saying " I' ve got trouble finding where I' m going | |
| " Coz my backside is very badly lit | |
| " Hello, hello, hello | |
| " My bloody head no longer seems to fit | |
| " Hello, hello, hello | |
| " And you' re under arrest... | |
| ... and...' ello?" | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| So come on, let go | |
| Let your feelings show | |
| There' s something inside you | |
| The person beside you really needs to know | |
| Come on, change your mind | |
| You never know what you might find | |
| Break out the rizlas | |
| And roll up a place to unwind | |
| Well you can bust me once | |
| You can bust me twice | |
| But you' d have to top me | |
| To finally stop me from loading my dice | |
| ' Coz I' m really stoned | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Permanently out my bone | |
| I' m really stoned | |
| Joan bakewell Tart |