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Let me introduce myself |
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My villainy is rare |
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A perirenal scent enough (?) |
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Perhaps even debonair |
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Costumed in brown and pink |
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A lantern at my tail |
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Just like any other gadabout |
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Till should I chance to encounter a snail |
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Ah but I'm a churlish one |
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With this chloroform |
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Before I banquet |
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This deed I must, I must perform |
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I vanquish you with kisses |
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A dubious caress |
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But in truth it is a poison |
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Which into your mantle I press |
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And so a profound immobility seizes you |
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And just one more procedure before I'll be eating you |
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Liquefaction is a skill which I possess |
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Oh how I love a good soup, straight from the shell is best |
