| One pill makes you larger | |
| And one pill makes you small | |
| And the ones that mother gives you | |
| Don't do anything at all | |
| Go ask Alice | |
| When she's ten feet tall | |
| And if you go chasing rabbits | |
| And you know you're going to fall | |
| Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar | |
| Has given you the call | |
| Call Alice | |
| When she was just small | |
| When the men on the chessboard | |
| Get up and tell you where to go | |
| And you've just had some kind of mushroom | |
| And your mind is moving low | |
| Go ask Alice | |
| I think she'll know | |
| When logic and proportion | |
| Have fallen sloppy dead | |
| And the White Knight is talking backwards | |
| And the Red Queen's off with her head | |
| Remember what the dormouse said | |
| Feed your head | |
| Feed your head |