| Crysti can't take all the pressure | |
| Kevin hates the girls | |
| He datesMia says she's gonna snap | |
| I need a new car to drive away | |
| Derek beats up all his girlfriends | |
| Jessie likes to comb his hair | |
| Hanacek is on the wagon | |
| I tried not to speak today | |
| Chorus:You slip and fall | |
| They pick you up and throw you down again | |
| I left them there and found them here | |
| I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words | |
| You find them everywhere | |
| It breaks you into two | |
| Emily had sex with | |
| JoeyChris is weird | |
| He must be gay | |
| Everyone is smoking | |
| HAnd I tried hard to laugh today | |
| Every word you hear you repeat | |
| Every word you repeat you change | |
| Here's a quarter | |
| There's a phone | |
| Why don't you call someone who cares | |
| Repeat chorus | |
| I left them there and found them here | |
| It breakes me into two |