| Okay, this guy walks into a bar | |
| No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding | |
| No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull | |
| And they're standing on top of a hill | |
| And I tried to tell you before | |
| That that's why I left California | |
| So they're standing on top of this hill, right? | |
| And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows | |
| Whole fucking pasture | |
| And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, | |
| 'I got this really good idea.' | |
| And they old bull's like, 'Yeah?' | |
| And I tried to tell you before | |
| That that's why I left California | |
| 'Yeah,' he's like, 'yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea. | |
| Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows.' | |
| And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him | |
| He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea.' | |
| And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?' | |
| And the old bull goes... | |
| And I tried to tell you before | |
| That that's why I left California | |
| And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?' | |
| You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno | |
| And I tried to tell you before | |
| That that's why I left California |