Dumb Dick (Richard) Lyrics
| Song | Dumb Dick (Richard) |
| Artist | Kool Moe Dee |
| Album | I'm Kool Moe Dee |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Dewese | |
| (du-dumb) (dumb) | |
| (d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb) | |
| (du-dumb) (dumb) | |
| (d-d-d-dumb) (dumb) | |
| [ verse 1 ] | |
| Well, listen up, homeboys, i got somethin to say | |
| About a homeboy from back in the day | |
| His name was richard, some called him rick | |
| But if you knew him like me, you'd call him dick | |
| When we were growin up, we stuck with each other | |
| Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother | |
| We had a lotta fun when we were kids | |
| We always overlooked the dumb things he did | |
| But the fun was over when we got to high school | |
| Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool | |
| We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed | |
| One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed | |
| We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass | |
| Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last | |
| Girls was all he was thinkin about | |
| If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out | |
| When he did drop out, he felt no shame | |
| And if you ask me, he had the right name | |
| Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come | |
| That's why i call him dick, cause dick is dumb | |
| Dick | |
| (d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb) | |
| (dumb dick) | |
| (d-d-d-du-dumb) | |
| [ verse 2 ] | |
| He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive | |
| So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 | |
| Although he was lazy, he had to work | |
| Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk | |
| As fast as he made it, his money was spent | |
| When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went | |
| He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" | |
| And it was no tellin what he would catch | |
| He was in the doctor's office almost every week | |
| He became so popular, everybody'd speak | |
| When he walked in they'd say (hi rick) | |
| And when he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) | |
| Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice | |
| But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose | |
| He was in love with another girl every day | |
| And when we asked him why, he'd only say | |
| (i'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun | |
| I need a lotta girls, can't have just one) | |
| I can understand that, but this is kind of insane | |
| Sometimes i wonder if his brain | |
| Was his... | |
| (d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb) | |
| (dumb dick) (2x) | |
| [ verse 3 ] | |
| He lost his girl when he lost his job | |
| So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob | |
| He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice | |
| And every day you'd hear his voice | |
| Sayin "jumbos! i got it good" | |
| But he never made the money that a hustler could | |
| Cause when he was standin out on the corner | |
| If a girl walked by, he was right up on her | |
| He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured | |
| To him his business was his pleasure | |
| A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact | |
| He changed his name to daddy mack | |
| The people on the streets he was workin for | |
| Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor | |
| And all his girls left, because they never cared | |
| The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share | |
| Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick | |
| And everybody wanna know what happened to dick | |
| Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum | |
| Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old dumb | |
| Dick |
| zuo ci : Dewese | |
| dudumb dumb | |
| dddududumb dumb | |
| dudumb dumb | |
| ddddumb dumb | |
| verse 1 | |
| Well, listen up, homeboys, i got somethin to say | |
| About a homeboy from back in the day | |
| His name was richard, some called him rick | |
| But if you knew him like me, you' d call him dick | |
| When we were growin up, we stuck with each other | |
| Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother | |
| We had a lotta fun when we were kids | |
| We always overlooked the dumb things he did | |
| But the fun was over when we got to high school | |
| Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool | |
| We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed | |
| One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed | |
| We wouldn' t go to class, always think about ass | |
| Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last | |
| Girls was all he was thinkin about | |
| If the school was all boys, he' da been dropped out | |
| When he did drop out, he felt no shame | |
| And if you ask me, he had the right name | |
| Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come | |
| That' s why i call him dick, cause dick is dumb | |
| Dick | |
| ddddudumb dumb | |
| dumb dick | |
| ddddudumb | |
| verse 2 | |
| He wouldn' t go to school, but he had to survive | |
| So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 | |
| Although he was lazy, he had to work | |
| Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk | |
| As fast as he made it, his money was spent | |
| When it came to girls, he didn' t care where he went | |
| He' d hound em like a dog, so we used to say " fetch!" | |
| And it was no tellin what he would catch | |
| He was in the doctor' s office almost every week | |
| He became so popular, everybody' d speak | |
| When he walked in they' d say hi rick | |
| And when he passed by, they' d say dumb dick | |
| Really hardheaded, cause he said he had juice | |
| But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose | |
| He was in love with another girl every day | |
| And when we asked him why, he' d only say | |
| i' m the kinda guy who likes to have fun | |
| I need a lotta girls, can' t have just one | |
| I can understand that, but this is kind of insane | |
| Sometimes i wonder if his brain | |
| Was his... | |
| ddddududumb dumb | |
| dumb dick 2x | |
| verse 3 | |
| He lost his girl when he lost his job | |
| So to keep himself from livin like a nogood slob | |
| He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice | |
| And every day you' d hear his voice | |
| Sayin " jumbos! i got it good" | |
| But he never made the money that a hustler could | |
| Cause when he was standin out on the corner | |
| If a girl walked by, he was right up on her | |
| He was so hot, his heat couldn' t be measured | |
| To him his business was his pleasure | |
| A onetrack mind, and as a matter of fact | |
| He changed his name to daddy mack | |
| The people on the streets he was workin for | |
| Cut him off, now he' s just plain old poor | |
| And all his girls left, because they never cared | |
| The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share | |
| Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick | |
| And everybody wanna know what happened to dick | |
| Well, he' s still around, but now he' s a bum | |
| Chasin bag ladies, he' s the same old dumb | |
| Dick |
| zuò cí : Dewese | |
| dudumb dumb | |
| dddududumb dumb | |
| dudumb dumb | |
| ddddumb dumb | |
| verse 1 | |
| Well, listen up, homeboys, i got somethin to say | |
| About a homeboy from back in the day | |
| His name was richard, some called him rick | |
| But if you knew him like me, you' d call him dick | |
| When we were growin up, we stuck with each other | |
| Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother | |
| We had a lotta fun when we were kids | |
| We always overlooked the dumb things he did | |
| But the fun was over when we got to high school | |
| Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool | |
| We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed | |
| One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed | |
| We wouldn' t go to class, always think about ass | |
| Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last | |
| Girls was all he was thinkin about | |
| If the school was all boys, he' da been dropped out | |
| When he did drop out, he felt no shame | |
| And if you ask me, he had the right name | |
| Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come | |
| That' s why i call him dick, cause dick is dumb | |
| Dick | |
| ddddudumb dumb | |
| dumb dick | |
| ddddudumb | |
| verse 2 | |
| He wouldn' t go to school, but he had to survive | |
| So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 | |
| Although he was lazy, he had to work | |
| Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk | |
| As fast as he made it, his money was spent | |
| When it came to girls, he didn' t care where he went | |
| He' d hound em like a dog, so we used to say " fetch!" | |
| And it was no tellin what he would catch | |
| He was in the doctor' s office almost every week | |
| He became so popular, everybody' d speak | |
| When he walked in they' d say hi rick | |
| And when he passed by, they' d say dumb dick | |
| Really hardheaded, cause he said he had juice | |
| But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose | |
| He was in love with another girl every day | |
| And when we asked him why, he' d only say | |
| i' m the kinda guy who likes to have fun | |
| I need a lotta girls, can' t have just one | |
| I can understand that, but this is kind of insane | |
| Sometimes i wonder if his brain | |
| Was his... | |
| ddddududumb dumb | |
| dumb dick 2x | |
| verse 3 | |
| He lost his girl when he lost his job | |
| So to keep himself from livin like a nogood slob | |
| He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice | |
| And every day you' d hear his voice | |
| Sayin " jumbos! i got it good" | |
| But he never made the money that a hustler could | |
| Cause when he was standin out on the corner | |
| If a girl walked by, he was right up on her | |
| He was so hot, his heat couldn' t be measured | |
| To him his business was his pleasure | |
| A onetrack mind, and as a matter of fact | |
| He changed his name to daddy mack | |
| The people on the streets he was workin for | |
| Cut him off, now he' s just plain old poor | |
| And all his girls left, because they never cared | |
| The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share | |
| Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick | |
| And everybody wanna know what happened to dick | |
| Well, he' s still around, but now he' s a bum | |
| Chasin bag ladies, he' s the same old dumb | |
| Dick |
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