| Written by ricky & marty wilde | |
| I watch a man sitting down the park | |
| The flashy suit manufactured by the makers | |
| He's got a pen and he circles an add | |
| It makes him laugh 'cos he's reading dirty papers | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| She doesn't know but she's getting his call | |
| He's talking straight but he wants it in a strange way | |
| She combs her hair doesn't worry at all | |
| He could be mad but its just another pay day | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 oh, dial it if you want to know me | |
| She likes to live on the poor side of town | |
| She's shacking down with a guy from west guiana | |
| The boys around always look at the ground | |
| Oh, what they'd give for a night with that piranha | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 oh, dial it if you want to know me | |
| She doesn't have to make her money that way | |
| She's such a pretty young girl | |
| I guess they love it 'cos you hear when they stay | |
| They cry oh, oh, oh | |
| This guy arrives looking scared as a rat | |
| He needs her love but he wants it like a brother | |
| Three hours later he crawls out on his knees | |
| She's laughing loud 'cos he's calling for his mother | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 oh, dial it if you want to know me | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 | |
| 2-6-5-8-0 oh, dial it if you want to know me |