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Play the Shrek: The Musical Quiz |
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Settle in, girls, it's story time |
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There's a princess in a tower |
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Oh, my gosh, that's just like me |
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Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut |
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But the witch won't set her free |
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She passes time by singing |
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Like someone else I know |
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As years go by she sits and waits |
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As years go by? Uh oh |
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A torturous existence |
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I don't remember this part |
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She wishes she were dead |
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Skip ahead, skip ahead |
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But in the end Rapunzel |
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Finds a millionaire |
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The prince is good at climbing |
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And braiding golden hair |
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So I know, he'll appear |
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'Cause there are rules |
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And there are strictures |
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I believe the storybooks |
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I read by candlelight |
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My white knight and his steed |
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Will look just like these pictures |
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It won't be long now, I guarantee |
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Day number 23 |
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I know it's today, I know it's today |
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Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic |
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There's a princess in a comma |
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Glad it's her instead of me |
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Pretty maiden in a glass box |
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How I wonder does she pee? |
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Blah, blah, blah, poison apple |
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Boring, boring, evil queen |
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Filler, filler, been there, read that |
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Seven shorties on the scene |
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Skip ahead, skip ahead |
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But in the end the princess |
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Wakes up with a start |
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The prince is good at kissing |
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And melting Snow White's heart |
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So I know, he'll appear |
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And his armor will be blinding |
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As shining as his perfect teeth |
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And manly hose |
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He'll propose on one knee |
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And our prenup will be binding |
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About time we set the wedding date |
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Day number 958 |
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I know it's today, he'll show up today |
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There's a princess, any princess |
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Take your pick, they're all like me |
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Not exactly, I'm still waiting |
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They're living happily |
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Ever after, better get here |
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I want love in second's flat |
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No one needs these middle bits |
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Oops, did I do that? |
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Cut the villains, cut the vamping |
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Cut this fairytale |
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Cut the peril and the pitfalls |
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Cut the puppet and the whale |
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Cut the monsters, cut the curses |
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Keep the intro, cut the verses |
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And the waiting, the waiting |
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The waiting, the waiting, the waiting |
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But I know, he'll appear |
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Though I seem a bit bipolar |
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And I'm a vandal now as well |
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Though he won't mind |
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I'm a find, I'm a catch |
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And a very gifted bowler |
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It won't be long now, I guarantee |
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Day number |
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Are you there, God? |
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It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona |
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Now I know, he'll appear |
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'Cause there are rules |
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And there are strictures |
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I believe the storybooks |
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I read by candlelight |
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My white knight |
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My knight and his steed |
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Will look just like these pictures |
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It won't be long now, I guarantee |
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Day number 23 |
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Day number 958 |
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Day number 8423 |
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I know it's today, I know it's today |
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I know it's today, I know it's today |
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I know it's today, I know it's today |
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I know it's today |
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