| I've never ever been to Black Pool beach | |
| in a giant peach | |
| My arms don't reach | |
| I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad | |
| and it's driven me mad | |
| Ohhh | |
| I've never ever seen a fired punk | |
| or an interesting drunk | |
| who's drunk all he can sunk | |
| I've never ever ate a healthy meal | |
| cause there so is a deal | |
| to convenient to be | |
| I've never ever been to Morgan Bay for a holiday | |
| I'll go when I'm old and grey | |
| I hardly ever leave the end of my road | |
| I never answer my phone | |
| I push before the dial tone | |
| I scream at television more than I can | |
| I'm an armchair man | |
| I call myself a fan | |
| I need to get me some of that fresh egg | |
| 'fore I lose my head | |
| and I start complaining it's unfair | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| I've never ever been to Black Pool beach | |
| in a giant peach | |
| My arms don't reach | |
| I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad | |
| and it's driven me mad | |
| Ohhh | |
| I've never ever seen a fired punk | |
| or an interesting drunk | |
| who's drunk all he can sunk | |
| I've never ever ate a healthy meal | |
| cause there so is a deal | |
| to convenient to be | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me | |
| Look around you look around me |