| Well I don't know why I came here tonight, | |
| I got the feeling that something ain't right, | |
| I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, | |
| And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs, | |
| Clowns to the left of me, | |
| Jokers to the right, here I am, | |
| Stuck in the middle with you. | |
| Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, | |
| And I'm wondering what it is I should do, | |
| It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, | |
| Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place, | |
| Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, | |
| Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. | |
| Well you started out with nothing, | |
| And you're proud that you're a self made man, yeah | |
| And your friends, they all come crawlin, | |
| Slap you on your back and say, | |
| Please.... Please..... | |
| Oh... | |
| I'm trying to make some sense of it all, | |
| But I can see it makes no sense at all, | |
| Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor, | |
| 'Cause I don't think I can take it no more | |
| Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, | |
| Here I am, stuck in the middle with you, you, you. | |
| Well you started out with nothing, | |
| And you're proud that you're a self made man, | |
| And your friends, they all come crawlin, | |
| Slap you on your back and say, | |
| Please.... Please..... | |
| Well I don't know why I came here tonight, | |
| I got the feeling that something ain't right, | |
| I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, | |
| I keep wondering how I'll get down the stairs, | |
| Clowns to the left of me, | |
| Jokers to the right, here I am, | |
| Stuck in the middle with, | |
| Stuck in the middle with, | |
| Stuck in the middle with you. | |
| Oh now, now, now | |
| Well I'm stuck in the middle with you, | |
| Yeah, Stuck in the middle with you. | |
| Here I am stuck in the middle with you, | |
| Stuck in the middle with you, | |
| Yes I'm Stuck in the middle with you. |