Jamie's Petting Zoo Lyrics
| Song | Jamie's Petting Zoo |
| Artist | Guttermouth |
| Album | Friendly People |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Guttermouth | |
| I've had my pet | |
| Since i was nine years old | |
| I loved him and fed him | |
| But one day he attacked | |
| I knew he didn't love me back | |
| So i grabbed him like a football | |
| And punted fifty yards | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Take yourself to the vet | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Dolphins trapped in little nets | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| You little fucking | |
| Screaming shit-bag | |
| I should of let your mother | |
| Eat you, little fucker | |
| So i got a little birdy | |
| And i trained it everyday | |
| He knew 1000 words | |
| But then he flew away | |
| But then i got him back | |
| The fucker wouldn't shut his trap | |
| So i took him to the bathroom | |
| And rubbed his beak in shit | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Spotted owls in their nests | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Bagged a deer and made a vest | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Birds and bees and bears and bison | |
| Pigs and parrots and pandas | |
| I fucking hate them all!!! | |
| I was walking through the park | |
| When a snake peered from his hole | |
| A perfect opportunity | |
| To take the bastard home | |
| I chopped his fucking head off | |
| With my handy garden hoe | |
| And made a lovely hat-band | |
| For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw! | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| 10,000 volts to the chest | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Fed my cat some cigarettes | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| You little fucking | |
| Screaming shit-bag | |
| Bastard | |
| Fuck you, you | |
| Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!! |
| zuo ci : Guttermouth | |
| I' ve had my pet | |
| Since i was nine years old | |
| I loved him and fed him | |
| But one day he attacked | |
| I knew he didn' t love me back | |
| So i grabbed him like a football | |
| And punted fifty yards | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Take yourself to the vet | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Dolphins trapped in little nets | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| You little fucking | |
| Screaming shitbag | |
| I should of let your mother | |
| Eat you, little fucker | |
| So i got a little birdy | |
| And i trained it everyday | |
| He knew 1000 words | |
| But then he flew away | |
| But then i got him back | |
| The fucker wouldn' t shut his trap | |
| So i took him to the bathroom | |
| And rubbed his beak in shit | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Spotted owls in their nests | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Bagged a deer and made a vest | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Birds and bees and bears and bison | |
| Pigs and parrots and pandas | |
| I fucking hate them all!!! | |
| I was walking through the park | |
| When a snake peered from his hole | |
| A perfect opportunity | |
| To take the bastard home | |
| I chopped his fucking head off | |
| With my handy garden hoe | |
| And made a lovely hatband | |
| For my redneck cousin bo, heeehaaw! | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| 10, 000 volts to the chest | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Fed my cat some cigarettes | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| You little fucking | |
| Screaming shitbag | |
| Bastard | |
| Fuck you, you | |
| Fucking pigshit licker, fuck!!!!!! |
| zuò cí : Guttermouth | |
| I' ve had my pet | |
| Since i was nine years old | |
| I loved him and fed him | |
| But one day he attacked | |
| I knew he didn' t love me back | |
| So i grabbed him like a football | |
| And punted fifty yards | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Take yourself to the vet | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Dolphins trapped in little nets | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| You little fucking | |
| Screaming shitbag | |
| I should of let your mother | |
| Eat you, little fucker | |
| So i got a little birdy | |
| And i trained it everyday | |
| He knew 1000 words | |
| But then he flew away | |
| But then i got him back | |
| The fucker wouldn' t shut his trap | |
| So i took him to the bathroom | |
| And rubbed his beak in shit | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Spotted owls in their nests | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Bagged a deer and made a vest | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Birds and bees and bears and bison | |
| Pigs and parrots and pandas | |
| I fucking hate them all!!! | |
| I was walking through the park | |
| When a snake peered from his hole | |
| A perfect opportunity | |
| To take the bastard home | |
| I chopped his fucking head off | |
| With my handy garden hoe | |
| And made a lovely hatband | |
| For my redneck cousin bo, heeehaaw! | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| 10, 000 volts to the chest | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| Fed my cat some cigarettes | |
| Now i hate pets | |
| You little fucking | |
| Screaming shitbag | |
| Bastard | |
| Fuck you, you | |
| Fucking pigshit licker, fuck!!!!!! |
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