| Song | Dick |
| Artist | Free Kitten |
| Album | Unboxed |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I know a boy | |
| He is a toy | |
| I hate his name | |
| His name is | |
| His name is! | |
| His name is | |
| What's his name Kim? | |
| Richard | |
| Richard who? | |
| Richard Kern! | |
| Oooh, what does he like to do? | |
| He likes to take movies of people poking themselves with holes | |
| How attractive | |
| What's his name Kim? | |
| His name is, Dick Hell | |
| What does he like to do? | |
| He likes to yell! | |
| There are a lot of Richards | |
| [richards named] | |
| You're a dick | |
| Hey Kim, who are we? | |
| We're Kitten, and we're better than you! |