[00:00.02](cjzhg music) [00:00.72]Things have come to a pretty pass, [00:04.61]Our romance is growing flat, [00:09.14]For you like this and the other [00:12.83]While I go for this and that. [00:17.97]Goodness knows what the end will be; [00:20.75]Oh, I don't know where I'm at... [00:24.48]It looks as if we two will never be one, [00:32.70]Something must be done. [00:37.29]You say eether and I say eyether, [00:41.02]You say neether and I say nyther; [00:44.90]Eether, eyether, neether, nyther, [00:48.84]Let's call the whole thing off! [00:52.36]You like potato and I like potahto, [00:56.75]You like tomato and I like tomahto; [00:59.78]Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto! [01:04.72]Let's call the whole thing off! [01:07.94]But oh! If we call the whole thing off, [01:13.49]Then we must part. [01:15.61]And oh! If we ever part, [01:20.10]Then that might break my heart! [01:24.03]So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas, [01:28.52]I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas. [01:32.55]For we know we need each other, [01:35.53]So we better call the calling off off. [01:40.17]Let's call the whole thing off! [01:43.85]You say laughter and I say lawfter, [01:48.38]You say after and I say awfter; [01:52.27]Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter, [01:56.25]Let's call the whole thing off! [02:00.19]You like vanilla and I like vanella, [02:04.12]You, sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella; [02:08.05]Vanilla, vanella, Choc'late, strawb'ry! [02:12.19]Let's call the whole thing off! [02:15.41]But oh! If we call the whole thing off, [02:20.71]Then we must part. [02:23.38]And oh! If we ever part, [02:27.51]Then that might break my heart! [02:31.25]So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters [02:35.63]I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters. [02:39.57]For we know we need each other, [02:42.55]So we better call the calling off off! [02:47.28]Let's call the whole thing off! [02:51.22]You say eether and you say eyether, [02:55.20]You say neether and you say nyther; [02:58.93]Eether, eyether, neether, nyther, [03:02.81]Let's call the whole thing off! [03:06.75]You like potato and you like potahto, [03:10.63]You like tomato and you like tomahto; [03:14.41]Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto! [03:18.34]Let's call the whole thing off! [03:21.72]But oh! If we call the whole thing off, [03:26.81]Then we must part. [03:29.33]And oh! If we ever part, [03:33.32]Then that might break my heart! [03:37.26]So, if you like pajamas (like pajamas), [03:41.94]I like pajahmas(you got pajahmas). [03:45.93]For we know we need each other, [03:48.25]So we better call the calling off off. [03:53.19]Let's call the whole thing off! [03:57.12]Let's call the whole thing off!