[00:08.27]A fine romance, with no kisses
[00:12.60]A fine romance, my friend this is
[00:17.92]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:23.18]But youre as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes
[00:28.98]A fine romance, you wont nestle
[00:34.91]A fine romance, you wont wrestle
[00:40.28]I might as well play bridge
[00:42.27]With my old maid aunt
[00:44.08]I havent got a chance
[00:46.72]This is a fine romance
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[00:53.74]A fine romance, my good fellow
[00:55.38]You take romance, Ill take jello
[01:00.56]Youre calmer than the seals
[01:17.03]In the arctic ocean
[01:18.65]At least they flap their fins
[01:53.36]To express emotion
[01:56.43]A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:02.92]With no insults and all morals
[02:08.04]Ive never mussed the crease
[02:10.78]In your blue serge pants
[02:12.34]I never get the chance
[02:14.78]This is a fine romance