Do you mind telling me what is on your head 
Who is that said 
George Where are you? 
Right behind you said the voice 
Look here 
George looked and saw two eyes 
Who are you he asked the eyes 
Are you a ghost 
Huh, yes The eyes replied 
But I will have you call me 
Fred I still want to know what is on your head 
Oh, that Said 
George I’d forgotten about that 
It is my hat 
I used when 
I was playing astronaut 
Please take it off 
Said Fred 
It makes your voice sound off 
So George took off the hat 
Is that better 
He asked Much, much, much better 
Fred replied 
You have a nice voice 
If you give it a chance 
Maybe you’ll get your choice 
Thank you 
Said George 
Nobody ever told me that before 
What brings you hear 
Asked Fred 
This is no place for a boy alone 
Oh, but yes it is 
Said George 
What about you 
Why are you here 
It’s a long story 
Fred replied 
Why don’t you take off your pants and 
I’ll tell you 
But be brief with your briefs 
I’m here to guard some treasure 
Treasure Where is that 
Where you least expect it 
The end