| Song | Elective Surgery |
| Artist | Dr. Octagon |
| Album | Dr. Octagonecologyst |
| You have Tomaine poisoning on your tongue, say ah | |
| You have bees flying around your rectum | |
| You need a bad operation | |
| Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame | |
| Okay, I'm getting ready to stab | |
| Jam it in over, he's bleeding now | |
| I can't stop the blood | |
| More gauze pads, hurry |