| Song | Closet Punk |
| Artist | D.R.I. |
| Album | Dirty Rotten LP |
| 作词 : DRI | |
| You think your real cool | |
| Starting fights at school | |
| And writing stupid lines like "Anarchy Rules" | |
| You don't even know what anarchy is | |
| You never will and you never did | |
| You're a closet punk | |
| You closet punk | |
| If your mother only knew you wear bandannas and boots | |
| Of you traded your tennis racket | |
| For a camouflage jacket | |
| Those wrap around glasses make you look like a faggot | |
| You've got a Mohawk that you comb down in the day | |
| When you're at work or when you're out at play | |
| You're at work or when you're out at play | |
| You're in this just for fun | |
| You're a closet punk | |
| You closet punk | |
| Stay in the closet where you belong | |
| Stay in the closet where you've been all along | |
| You're the hidden one | |
| You're in this just for fun | |
| You're a closet punk | |
| You're a closet punk | |
| You closet punk |
| zuò cí : DRI | |
| You think your real cool | |
| Starting fights at school | |
| And writing stupid lines like " Anarchy Rules" | |
| You don' t even know what anarchy is | |
| You never will and you never did | |
| You' re a closet punk | |
| You closet punk | |
| If your mother only knew you wear bandannas and boots | |
| Of you traded your tennis racket | |
| For a camouflage jacket | |
| Those wrap around glasses make you look like a faggot | |
| You' ve got a Mohawk that you comb down in the day | |
| When you' re at work or when you' re out at play | |
| You' re at work or when you' re out at play | |
| You' re in this just for fun | |
| You' re a closet punk | |
| You closet punk | |
| Stay in the closet where you belong | |
| Stay in the closet where you' ve been all along | |
| You' re the hidden one | |
| You' re in this just for fun | |
| You' re a closet punk | |
| You' re a closet punk | |
| You closet punk |