作曲 : Thomas
Bishton-Thomas
Desperate Dan was a solitary man, a loner 
He had a girl but I guess he'd just outgrown her 
It's hard to dig but he made his big decision 
Became the man who ate his car - Collision !! 
They spread the news to every local station 
Come see the guy who swallows cars, - Sensation !!
CHORUS 
They said he couldn't digest it, but he just went ahead 
and undressed it 
Mechanic in a panic, oh what a state. 
He ate his meal full of steel from a plate. 
Munched his way into a million hearts as he ate the tyres 
and the spare parts. 
Some guys do anything to be seen, on the screen, 
what a dream, its obscene. 
Now it's clear that his career took a wrong turn, 
the Golden Gate on a dinner date, 
Heartburn, heartburn, heartburn 
He's left the earth in a multi-berth Apollo 
Venus and Mars, the rest of the stars to swallow. 
CHORUS