Broughton I'm so happy lying here, reclining in this easy chair, Wond'rin' what the hell could go wrong. My mind's confused, my body tired, I wonder if I'm still alive, Has Anybody here please got the time Oh no, the time (Chorus) Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Now the morning's drawing near, my head she thump from the beer, And the telephone she ring (who's there?) My God that typist that I floored I must have drunk more than I thought, Can anybody here please show me the door Oh no, you want more? (Chorus repeat)