作词 : Roberts
I shot an ol' bottle with my favorite gun just last night
It shattered and the sound made me feel like the king 
I amThe neighbors all heard and got scared
Thought it was a gunfight
But hell, it was fun, so 
I did it again'
Cause that's the kinda king 
I amI shoot 'em up, 
I shoot 'em down
I shoot the lost, 
I shoot the found
And if there's someone 
I can't find
Well, then 
I shoot 'em in my mind
I turned on the radio and listened to the ol' songs playin'
And things started feelin' good and right again
So I shot up a crow in a tree after dinner this evenin
Its good to keep yer trigger finger nimble,
I'll tell you what, my friend
I shoot 'em up, 
I shoot 'em down
I shoot the lost, 
I shoot the found
And if there's someone 
I can't find
Well, then 
I shoot 'em in my mind
I shot my daddy in the arm, with morphine
He said he never felt so good in all his goddamn life
So I shot him up just once more, fer good measure
He never woke up, and ever since, it's been a mighty peaceful life
I shoot 'em up, 
I shoot 'em down
I shoot the lost, 
I shoot the found
And if there's someone 
I can't find
Well, then 
I shoot 'em in my mind