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Song 荷里活大酒店
Artist 尹光
Album 谐趣歌集1

Lyrics

[00:16.05] 喂喂荷里活有間大酒店
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[00:20.18] 有三個肥婆呀學踢波 學踢波
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[00:26.03] 你又踢 佢又踢 卒之就踢左落河
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[00:31.39] 啊 你想執番個波 我幫你執個波丫
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[00:35.77] 我標落去水雙手攬住個波
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[00:39.75] fing上去水面等佢捉住個波
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[00:43.52] 佢個心想話接住點知佢差錯腳落河
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[00:50.55]
[00:51.30] 搵多兩個肥婆合力去拖
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[00:55.05] 好彩又救醒左 你地玩波 玩波
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[00:59.23] 應該要小心播
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[01:03.01] 肥婆Ａ白: 喂, 肥婆霞你冇野丫嘛?
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[01:06.64] 肥婆Ｂ白: 冇野, 哎也個衰佬真係撞鬼呀, 係度搏懵呀!
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[01:09.47] 肥婆Ｃ白: 哎也, 點解咁架?
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[01:10.96] 肥婆Ａ白: 哎也, 咁抵死呀?
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[01:12.46] 肥婆Ｂ白: 係啦, 摸手摸腳呀個衰佬呀...
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[01:13.50] 肥婆Ａ白: 離晒大譜呀!
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[01:14.48] 肥婆Ｃ白: 即係佢乘機揩油!
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[01:15.44] 肥婆Ｂ白: 係喇係喇!
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[01:16.44] 肥婆Ａ白: 我就話佢想非禮你就真呀!
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[01:17.38] 肥婆Ｂ白: 係呀係呀, 咁既人都有既, 真係丫!
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[01:20.40] 尹光白: 唉, 你咪救人啦, 我都知道就唔救佢架勒,
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[01:23.91] 所以我地廣東人既俗語講得好呀, 好心著雷劈,
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[01:28.58] 一Ｄ都冇錯架. 呢! 就係好似果個肥婆咁, 踢波,
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[01:33.66] 係河邊踢, 跌左落河, 係我救佢上黎姐, 都唔在話勒,
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[01:39.68] 救人一命呀勝過七級浮屠, 救佢上黎重話我非禮佢,
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[01:44.82] 你知啦, 遊水救人, 抆下撞下梗係有架啦嘛.
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[01:49.64] 佢支支呀佐 佢真囉呀梳
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[01:53.53] 居然窒阿哥 都只為執個波
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[01:57.10] 好彩我讀過詩書不易發火
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[02:01.08] 否則我又再兜腳踢佢落河
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[02:05.14] 荷里活呢間大酒店 有個肥婆為左學踢波
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[02:12.79] 爭Ｄ命冇左 你地玩波 玩波
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[02:17.01] 應該要小心播
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[02:23.00] *****END*****
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Pinyin

[00:16.05] wèi wèi hé lǐ huó yǒu jiān dà jiǔ diàn
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[00:20.18] yǒu sān gè féi pó ya xué tī bō xué tī bō
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[00:26.03] nǐ yòu tī qú yòu tī zú zhī jiù tī zuǒ luò hé
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[00:31.39] a nǐ xiǎng zhí fān gè bō wǒ bāng nǐ zhí gè bō yā
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[00:35.77] wǒ biāo luò qù shuǐ shuāng shǒu lǎn zhù gè bō
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[00:39.75] fing shǎng qù shuǐ miàn děng qú zhuō zhù gè bō
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[00:43.52] qú gè xīn xiǎng huà jiē zhù diǎn zhī qú chà cuò jiǎo luò hé
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[00:51.30] wèn duō liǎng gè féi pó hé lì qù tuō
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[00:55.05] hǎo cǎi yòu jiù xǐng zuǒ nǐ dì wán bō wán bō
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[00:59.23] yīng gāi yào xiǎo xīn bō
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[01:03.01] féi pó bái: wèi, féi pó xiá nǐ mǎo yě yā ma?
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[01:06.64] féi pó bái: mǎo yě, āi yě gè shuāi lǎo zhēn xì zhuàng guǐ ya, xì dù bó měng ya!
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[01:09.47] féi pó bái: āi yě, diǎn jiě hán jià?
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[01:10.96] féi pó bái: āi yě, hán dǐ sǐ ya?
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[01:12.46] féi pó bái: xì la, mō shǒu mō jiǎo ya gè shuāi lǎo ya...
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[01:13.50] féi pó bái: lí shài dà pǔ ya!
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[01:14.48] féi pó bái: jí xì qú chéng jī kāi yóu!
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[01:15.44] féi pó bái: xì lǎ xì lǎ!
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[01:16.44] féi pó bái: wǒ jiù huà qú xiǎng fēi lǐ nǐ jiù zhēn ya!
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[01:17.38] féi pó bái: xì ya xì ya, hán jì rén dōu yǒu jì, zhēn xì yā!
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[01:20.40] yǐn guāng bái: āi, nǐ mī jiù rén la, wǒ dōu zhī dào jiù wú jiù qú jià lēi,
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[01:23.91] suǒ yǐ wǒ dì guǎng dōng rén jì sú yǔ jiǎng dé hǎo ya, hǎo xīn zhe léi pī,
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[01:28.58] yī dōu mǎo cuò jià. ne! jiù xì hǎo sì guǒ gè féi pó hán, tī bō,
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[01:33.66] xì hé biān tī, diē zuǒ luò hé, xì wǒ jiù qú shàng lí jiě, dōu wú zài huà lēi,
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[01:39.68] jiù rén yī mìng ya shèng guò qī jí fú tú, jiù qú shàng lí zhòng huà wǒ fēi lǐ qú,
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[01:44.82] nǐ zhī la, yóu shuǐ jiù rén, wěn xià zhuàng xià gěng xì yǒu jià la ma.
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[01:49.64] qú zhī zhī ya zuǒ qú zhēn luō ya shū
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[01:53.53] jū rán zhì ā gē dōu zhǐ wèi zhí gè bō
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[01:57.10] hǎo cǎi wǒ dú guò shī shū bù yì fā huǒ
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[02:01.08] fǒu zé wǒ yòu zài dōu jiǎo tī qú luò hé
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[02:05.14] hé lǐ huó ne jiān dà jiǔ diàn yǒu gè féi pó wèi zuǒ xué tī bō
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[02:12.79] zhēng mìng mǎo zuǒ nǐ dì wán bō wán bō
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[02:17.01] yīng gāi yào xiǎo xīn bō
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[02:23.00] END
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