Mikey was a little boy
He loved to watch the clouds
He was born to fly
Mikey joined the 
NavyHis father was quite proud
Mother never wanted it that way
He got into the cockpit
And rose up in the sky
Set his sights on 
BeirutThen he let his missiles fly
Boom boomJet fighters never die
I don't know but 
I've been told
It's been said that 
God is dead
Jet fighters never cry
Jet fighters never die
The General smoked a 
Cuban blunt
Hand-rolled by the 
RedsThen he poured a glass of scotch
And tallied up the dead
The fighter banked into the night
Then he caught a 
SAMHe rose up into heaven
With Jesus in his hand
Scenery was so beautiful
Could not believe his eyes
Then he spotted 
John Wayne
He knew he had arrived
Jesus interrupted him
He had something to tell
They had to speak with 
AllahAnd he sent them both to 
HellBoom boom