If I Had $1,000,000

Song If I Had $1,000,000
Artist Barenaked Ladies
Album Rock Spectacle [live]

Lyrics

[00:01.03] If I Had $1,000,000
[00:05.33] Barenaked Ladies
[00:26.36] If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.79] If I had a million dollars
[00:32.47] Well I’d buy you a house I’d buy you a house
[00:38.53] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:44.45] I’d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:50.51] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:56.31] Well I’d buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile
[01:02.42] And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[01:15.03] If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:20.46] If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
[01:26.45] If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:32.32] “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
[01:34.56] “Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:36.00] and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
[01:38.93] They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
[01:41.36] “Well can you blame them?”
[01:44.11] “Yeah.”
[01:47.41] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[01:53.16] Well I’d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel
[01:59.58] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:04.95] Well I’d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu
[02:11.13] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:16.42] Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains all them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.85] And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[02:35.21] If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
[02:41.07] If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
[02:47.50] If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.86] “But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
[02:54.55] “Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
[02:56.67] “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
[02:59.04] “That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
[03:07.90] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:13.52] Wel I’d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that’s cruel
[03:19.82] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:25.56] Well I’d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.43] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:37.36] Well I’d buy you a monkey haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!
[03:43.03] And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[03:55.14] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:01.07] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:06.93] If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

Pinyin

[00:01.03] If I Had 1, 000, 000
[00:05.33] Barenaked Ladies
[00:26.36] If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.79] If I had a million dollars
[00:32.47] Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house
[00:38.53] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:44.45] I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:50.51] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:56.31] Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile
[01:02.42] And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love
[01:15.03] If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard
[01:20.46] If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard
[01:26.45] If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:32.32] " You know, we could just go up there and hang out."
[01:34.56] " Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:36.00] and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things.
[01:38.93] They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon."
[01:41.36] " Well can you blame them?"
[01:44.11] " Yeah."
[01:47.41] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[01:53.16] Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel
[01:59.58] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:04.95] Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu
[02:11.13] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:16.42] Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.85] And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[02:35.21] If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store
[02:41.07] If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more
[02:47.50] If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.86] " But we would eat Kraft dinner."
[02:54.55] " Of course we would, we' d just eat more."
[02:56.67] " And buy really expensive ketchups with it."
[02:59.04] " That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups."
[03:07.90] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:13.52] Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel
[03:19.82] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:25.56] Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.43] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:37.36] Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?!
[03:43.03] And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[03:55.14] If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:01.07] If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:06.93] If I had a million dollars I' d be rich!