The Big Bang Theory Theme

Song The Big Bang Theory Theme
Artist Barenaked Ladies
Album The Big Bang Theory Theme

Lyrics

[00:00.840] Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
[00:03.550] Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
[00:07.020] The Earth began to cool,
[00:08.580] The autotrophs began to drool,
[00:10.100] Neanderthals developed tools,
[00:11.590] We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
[00:13.010] Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
[00:15.790] That all started with the big bang!
[00:18.900] "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
[00:21.820] As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
[00:24.900] A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
[00:27.150] The bipeds stood up straight,
[00:29.790] The dinosaurs all met their fate,
[00:31.040] They tried to leap but they were late
[00:32.290] And they all died (they froze their asses off)
[00:33.690] The oceans and pangea
[00:35.050] See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
[00:36.740] Set in motion by the same big bang!
[00:39.590] It all started with the big BANG!
[00:43.900] It's expanding ever outward but one day
[00:49.060] It will cause the stars to go the other way,
[00:54.480] Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
[00:59.410] Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
[01:17.170] Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
[01:20.380] Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
[01:23.710] Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
[01:26.260] It all started with the big bang!
[01:29.140] Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
[01:32.850] It all started with the big bang!
[01:34.990] It all started with the big BANG!