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[00:27.87]You tell me that you love me when
[00:32.22]I'm lying by your side
[00:37.23]You tell me that
[00:38.60]I am the only one who understands your troubled mind
[00:43.07]That I am blind to any evil you can do
[00:49.69]And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do
[00:58.35]You love the things that
[01:00.30]I love: you love art and you love books
[01:03.86]And you love love as much as
[01:06.16]I do and you love my dirty looks
[01:09.02]And you love me right now
[01:14.96]So how can you love...
[01:26.58]Vegemite?
[01:29.42]It tastes like sadness
[01:32.97]It tastes like batteries
[01:36.47]It tastes like asses
[01:39.63]I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
[01:47.70]It is the
[01:48.92]Vegemite, my darling, or it's me
[01:52.62]You have to make a fucking choice
[01:55.09]I cannot sit with you at breakfast
[01:59.59]The very smell of it obliterates my senses
[02:03.41]And if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
[02:06.79]Which means we can't spend any time together
[02:10.28]What kind of relationship is that?
[02:14.43]The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands...
[02:21.29]Please wash your hands
[02:23.74]You just ate
[02:25.03]Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard
[02:26.90]It's all about you, isn't it?
[02:30.34]It's just take, take, take, take
[02:33.64]What about me?
[02:34.59]What about my feelings?
[02:37.95]I'm sorry
[02:41.46]I had this really awful experience when
[02:43.57]I was six years old
[02:45.71]And our British next door neighbor,
[02:47.26]Christopher
[02:48.27]Gill, he was babysitting us
[02:49.81]And he made me eat an entire spoonful of
[02:52.46]Marmite Which is just like
[02:54.47]Vegemite pretty much except it's even grosser
[02:57.22]He made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge
[03:01.22]And so I swallowed the whole thing and then
[03:02.78]I had to go to the bathroom and throw up
[03:05.28]And it really traumatized me and
[03:07.94]I'm sorry
[03:08.74]I got so emotional,
[03:10.19]I just...
[03:14.69]I love you, and no matter what you eat
[03:22.30]I'll always love you completely
[03:26.41]I might just always leave the room at meal times
[03:29.90]Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week
[03:34.86]If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
[03:41.16]You're in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes
[03:47.91]I have to know, it shouldn't be too hard to choose
[03:54.06]I know it's tearing you apart, but it's the way it has to be
[04:02.87]It is the
[04:04.02]Vegemite, my darling
[04:09.77]It is the
[04:11.12]Vegemite, my darling
[04:17.22]Put down the
[04:18.02]Vegemite, you fucker, or
[04:24.47]I'll leave