| Song | Oval Office |
| Artist | 3rd Bass |
| Album | The Cactus Album |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Berrin, Citrin, Nash |
| [00:00.01] | "This recording, is a collection |
| [00:02.29] | Of unintended indiscretions before a microphone" |
| [00:06.28] | "Oh who locked the door?" |
| [00:07.71] | "A hard man is good to find." |
| [00:09.79] | "Open the door!" |
| [00:11.50] | "The principles.. of friction" |
| [00:13.51] | This feeling's a function, so step to this |
| [00:16.28] | Ain't the average boys who do this |
| [00:18.47] | Door is opened, to office summoned |
| [00:20.43] | Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!") |
| [00:22.62] | Reception warm, not a handshake |
| [00:24.97] | My hands shook, barrier's about to break |
| [00:27.20] | She was seated, legs long and slammin |
| [00:29.15] | Oval office opened, so let's begin! |
| [00:31.55] | Push my point across, firmly - Core proposal |
| [00:34.52] | Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk") |
| [00:36.55] | I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in |
| [00:40.05] | Secretary said"Put Serch on line two.. |
| [00:42.77] | (Yo, put him on hold!) |
| [00:45.02] | *speaking in background* Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man |
| [00:46.73] | I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off |
| [00:48.57] | Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in |
| [00:50.60] | Yo, yo move your, move your elbow! |
| [00:53.16] | Move your elbow, yo, you're not ****in on me |
| [00:55.66] | Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin |
| [00:57.65] | You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin |
| [00:59.20] | Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE! |
| [01:02.06] | The meeting rotates (Mockneck or cactus?) |
| [01:04.07] | "They got my head boss.."She attacked us! |
| [01:06.38] | With a treaty for disarmament (We signed) |
| [01:09.25] | Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright..") |
| [01:10.49] | So I disarmed (And I poured the Scotch) |
| [01:12.71] | And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch? |
| [01:15.06] | ("Oh my goodness!") Yeah, I reckon |
| [01:17.46] | You keep minutes, I'll let you get seconds |
| [01:19.51] | Then the summit rose, I get vetoed |
| [01:21.61] | Presidential pardon, let me G yo! |
| [01:23.91] | Lunch became filet of sole with tongue |
| [01:25.79] | The Oval Office work is never done!(Never done!) |
| [01:27.99] | Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have ***? |
| [01:30.19] | Nah man.."That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat4X) |
| [01:31.28] | It was you that did it!Filet of sole |
| [01:32.54] | on the Oval Office, on a peanut butter leg |
| [01:34.56] | Yo..She got down to my knees and it spread! |
| [01:45.35] | G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat |
| [01:48.01] | The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet |
| [01:50.07] | Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway |
| [01:52.07] | Serch said:Prime, let's do the three the hard way! |
| [01:54.39] | And knockin like we're knockin |
| [01:55.91] | BOOTS!The office flooded with the *** check suits |
| [01:58.67] | Deploy missiles of the MX variety |
| [02:00.74] | Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me |
| [02:02.88] | I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased |
| [02:05.27] | And in the Oval Office (Finally peace!) |
| [02:07.41] | Motions carried out, played it like Presidents |
| [02:09.76] | What's the Oval Office? (Our permanent residence!) |
| [02:11.64] | Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis |
| [02:14.02] | Aiyyo Bush!We're outtie like Elvis! |
| [02:16.06] | Aiyyo Serch you're in there man |
| [02:17.83] | You're finally in there, for the first time man! |
| [02:19.17] | "Victims of these classic *****s.." |
| [02:20.35] | Yo move that thick body of yours |
| [02:22.39] | Move that thick white body!Yes, yes, WOOOOOODIEE! |
| [02:24.73] | I've got the woody! |
| [02:26.21] | I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head |
| [02:28.87] | I can feel it! You gotta understand see |
| [02:32.32] | Gotta understand the su**ect of the topic |
| [02:34.74] | There's too much butt-waxin, no -- |
| [02:36.75] | There's too much vaseline usage |
| [02:38.58] | There's too much KY jelly |
| [02:40.09] | Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE! |
| [02:42.19] | I have the woody man, I have |
| [02:44.22] | Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN |
| [02:46.76] | You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man |
| [02:49.49] | I think you are my auntie |
| [02:51.07] | Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office |
| [02:53.26] | You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man |
| [02:56.95] | I'm a great man, you're a flabber man |
| [03:02.84] | Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard? |
| [03:05.11] | I heard Rob never got the wood |
| [03:07.77] | I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie |
| [03:11.42] | And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie |
| [03:15.01] | He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE! |
| [03:19.32] | Aiyyo I'm goin home man |
| [03:21.02] | I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!) |
| [03:22.86] | I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades* |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Berrin, Citrin, Nash |
| [00:00.01] | " This recording, is a collection |
| [00:02.29] | Of unintended indiscretions before a microphone" |
| [00:06.28] | " Oh who locked the door?" |
| [00:07.71] | " A hard man is good to find." |
| [00:09.79] | " Open the door!" |
| [00:11.50] | " The principles.. of friction" |
| [00:13.51] | This feeling' s a function, so step to this |
| [00:16.28] | Ain' t the average boys who do this |
| [00:18.47] | Door is opened, to office summoned |
| [00:20.43] | Yo Pete I think you' re in there man! " I' m coming!" |
| [00:22.62] | Reception warm, not a handshake |
| [00:24.97] | My hands shook, barrier' s about to break |
| [00:27.20] | She was seated, legs long and slammin |
| [00:29.15] | Oval office opened, so let' s begin! |
| [00:31.55] | Push my point across, firmly Core proposal |
| [00:34.52] | Prime Minister serve me, surely " Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk" |
| [00:36.55] | I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in |
| [00:40.05] | Secretary said" Put Serch on line two.. |
| [00:42.77] | Yo, put him on hold! |
| [00:45.02] | speaking in background Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man |
| [00:46.73] | I' m here to get retarded yo, so step off |
| [00:48.57] | Nah I' m not holdin the door to come in |
| [00:50.60] | Yo, yo move your, move your elbow! |
| [00:53.16] | Move your elbow, yo, you' re not in on me |
| [00:55.66] | Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin |
| [00:57.65] | You' re frontin like you play the Pumpkin |
| [00:59.20] | Move your elbow, because I' m IN THERE! |
| [01:02.06] | The meeting rotates Mockneck or cactus? |
| [01:04.07] | " They got my head boss.." She attacked us! |
| [01:06.38] | With a treaty for disarmament We signed |
| [01:09.25] | Figured there' s no harm in it " Oh alright.." |
| [01:10.49] | So I disarmed And I poured the Scotch |
| [01:12.71] | And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch? |
| [01:15.06] | " Oh my goodness!" Yeah, I reckon |
| [01:17.46] | You keep minutes, I' ll let you get seconds |
| [01:19.51] | Then the summit rose, I get vetoed |
| [01:21.61] | Presidential pardon, let me G yo! |
| [01:23.91] | Lunch became filet of sole with tongue |
| [01:25.79] | The Oval Office work is never done! Never done! |
| [01:27.99] | Aiyyo I' m serious man, did you have ? |
| [01:30.19] | Nah man.." That towel was related to my husband!" repeat4X |
| [01:31.28] | It was you that did it! Filet of sole |
| [01:32.54] | on the Oval Office, on a peanut butter leg |
| [01:34.56] | Yo.. She got down to my knees and it spread! |
| [01:45.35] | G' in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat |
| [01:48.01] | The Oval Office ain' t nothin but a boot magnet |
| [01:50.07] | Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway |
| [01:52.07] | Serch said: Prime, let' s do the three the hard way! |
| [01:54.39] | And knockin like we' re knockin |
| [01:55.91] | BOOTS! The office flooded with the check suits |
| [01:58.67] | Deploy missiles of the MX variety |
| [02:00.74] | Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me |
| [02:02.88] | I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased |
| [02:05.27] | And in the Oval Office Finally peace! |
| [02:07.41] | Motions carried out, played it like Presidents |
| [02:09.76] | What' s the Oval Office? Our permanent residence! |
| [02:11.64] | Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis |
| [02:14.02] | Aiyyo Bush! We' re outtie like Elvis! |
| [02:16.06] | Aiyyo Serch you' re in there man |
| [02:17.83] | You' re finally in there, for the first time man! |
| [02:19.17] | " Victims of these classic s.." |
| [02:20.35] | Yo move that thick body of yours |
| [02:22.39] | Move that thick white body! Yes, yes, WOOOOOODIEE! |
| [02:24.73] | I' ve got the woody! |
| [02:26.21] | I' ve got the woodie and I' m gonna get the head |
| [02:28.87] | I can feel it! You gotta understand see |
| [02:32.32] | Gotta understand the su ect of the topic |
| [02:34.74] | There' s too much buttwaxin, no |
| [02:36.75] | There' s too much vaseline usage |
| [02:38.58] | There' s too much KY jelly |
| [02:40.09] | Cause I' ve got the WOOOOODIEE! |
| [02:42.19] | I have the woody man, I have |
| [02:44.22] | Yo let me tell you somethin man, you' re a GIRLIE MAN |
| [02:46.76] | You' re a flabber man, I am a muscle man |
| [02:49.49] | I think you are my auntie |
| [02:51.07] | Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office |
| [02:53.26] | You' re just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man |
| [02:56.95] | I' m a great man, you' re a flabber man |
| [03:02.84] | Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard? |
| [03:05.11] | I heard Rob never got the wood |
| [03:07.77] | I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie |
| [03:11.42] | And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie |
| [03:15.01] | He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE! |
| [03:19.32] | Aiyyo I' m goin home man |
| [03:21.02] | I' m goin home to tell my mother BOOTS! |
| [03:22.86] | I' m goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. fades |