[00:08.04]Here at Horace Green
[00:09.35]Our purpose is to glean good test results
[00:13.55]From pre adults
[00:15.66]Making sure each child is
[00:17.52]Drilled and ranked and filed by score
[00:23.38]Hence one would expect
[00:24.86]Our garishly bedecked new substitute
[00:29.04]To follow suit
[00:31.15]Schneebly though comes in and
[00:33.06]Dicipline goes out the door
[00:37.14]Here at Horace Green
[00:38.68]There's stolen glances playful whispers
[00:42.84]Giggling in the gym
[00:44.69]What it all can mean
[00:46.28]Is quite confounding still one thing's clear
[00:50.05]It comes from HIM
[00:52.25]Have you seen that psychedelic van that he's got
[00:55.89]Left in the lot parked in my spot
[00:58.27]With that naked lady painted right on the rear
[01:01.26]What about those sloppy looking outfits he's had
[01:04.33]Stripes mixed with plaid all smelling bad
[01:06.99]Rather like bertulli dirty sweat socks and beer
[01:10.88]Don't forget his cocky overconfident air
[01:14.08]Grease in his hair
[01:15.42]Stains everywhere
[01:16.89]And that awful lingo far too crude to discuss
[01:19.81]Plus the endless music coming right through his door
[01:23.09]Hard to ignore
[01:24.39]And further more
[01:25.72]Worst of all the children all like him more than us
[01:30.16]Here at Horace Green
[01:32.25]We groom achievers keep them focused minimize their quirks
[01:38.71]Schneebly hits the scene they smile
[01:41.68]Laugh
[01:42.22]Beam
[01:42.74]Who knows what he does but God it works
[01:47.52]Here at Horace Green here at Horace Green here at Horace Green
[01:59.70]Here at Horace Green we have a system
[02:04.38]Which we keep to as we're told we should
[02:08.78]Think what it would mean to do things his way
[02:13.41]Maybe we too would do some good
[02:17.47]Maybe we too would do some good