Here at Horace Green our name
Has come to mean pure excellence in every sense
Which we commandeer for quite a lofty yearly fee
When they write those checks each parent here
Expects their child to earn a high return
And because they do the pressure's on for you and me
Here at Horace Green we rule the rankings
Lead the funding test right off the chart
Greatness is routine the board demands it
Or we will both be ripped apart
At our hallowed school
The children as a rule learn discipline we drill it in
With as you might guess
The fear of doing less than well
While they're in our care
We tenderly prepare them to compete with the elite
Till they are dispersed to Harvard
Or at worst Cornell
Here at Horace Green
We take top honors crush our rivals
Wear the prep school crown
There's no in between
We get results here or the alums will hunt us down
Here at Horace Green we stick to custom
Keep on schedule do what must be done
Don't and it will mean I go ballistic
Right then that's all good luck have fun