[00:08.03]Here at Horace Green our name
[00:10.09]Has come to mean pure excellence in every sense
[00:15.38]Which we commandeer for quite a lofty yearly fee
[00:21.09]When they write those checks each parent here
[00:23.77]Expects their child to earn a high return
[00:28.38]And because they do the pressure's on for you and me
[00:34.06]Here at Horace Green we rule the rankings
[00:37.77]Lead the funding test right off the chart
[00:41.43]Greatness is routine the board demands it
[00:44.97]Or we will both be ripped apart
[01:02.13]At our hallowed school
[01:04.08]The children as a rule learn discipline we drill it in
[01:09.45]With as you might guess
[01:10.93]The fear of doing less than well
[01:14.90]While they're in our care
[01:16.81]We tenderly prepare them to compete with the elite
[01:22.42]Till they are dispersed to Harvard
[01:25.12]Or at worst Cornell
[01:28.08]Here at Horace Green
[01:29.74]We take top honors crush our rivals
[01:33.75]Wear the prep school crown
[01:35.51]There's no in between
[01:37.29]We get results here or the alums will hunt us down
[01:45.41]Here at Horace Green we stick to custom
[01:49.24]Keep on schedule do what must be done
[01:53.44]Don't and it will mean I go ballistic
[01:58.23]Right then that's all good luck have fun