| Song | Stop Jockin Me |
| Artist | Ultramagnetic MC's |
| Album | Funk Your Head Up |
| [woman] hellooh? | |
| [voice] hey, hey woman where was you at last night? | |
| [tim dog] | |
| Ahhh yeahhh | |
| Right about now we're gonna get into somethin real smooth | |
| This is the story about a man and a woman | |
| The man tried to kick, the woman fronts | |
| He gets large, now she wants | |
| Let's look in on the story | |
| As this man's tellin this girl, about herself | |
| Yeah.. | |
| [kool keith] | |
| See girl, you look stupid now | |
| And i gotta tell you somethin straight in your face | |
| You played yourself like a big-time toy from mattel | |
| Tryin to flaunt the little bit of what you got | |
| Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again? | |
| See your girlfriends laughin and lookin at me at the same time? | |
| But right now i'm gettin ready to wash my hands | |
| And get all the dirt off, yeah | |
| Back in the days, see you never had the time | |
| To come to my house, and let me tell you that i rhyme | |
| You always made excuses, such as | |
| "i'm sleepin right now, call me back," no nevermind | |
| Cause you and your friends are very hard to find | |
| Lisa, pamela, angela, renee | |
| The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday | |
| Lookin for benz's, food and a hamburger | |
| Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese | |
| That ain't right girl, in your fantasy world | |
| I call you once - you never dialed back | |
| Twice - you never dialed back | |
| Saturday morning, live, i'm on soul train | |
| Talkin to don cornelius | |
| Saturday night, my phone rings | |
| Saturday night, i won't answer | |
| Saturday night, my phone rings again | |
| Saturday night, i don't answer | |
| Finally, i cold screened the call - hello? | |
| "hello? hey keith, it's me baby. i miss you! | |
| Where you been at all this time? whatchu been doin? | |
| Hey you think we can hang out tonight? | |
| Y'know, we really gotta talk. | |
| You still workin in the grocery store?" please! | |
| {*keith hangs up phone*} stop jockin me girl | |
| Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby) | |
| Stop jockin me girl! (slow down, you're clockin me baby) | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby) | |
| Stop jockin me girl! (yeah, you're jockin me baby) | |
| [tim dog] | |
| Ha ha ha hah | |
| Here we have the same scenario, but different people | |
| We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer | |
| She too once fronted on the rap | |
| Let's look in on his story, and see what happens | |
| [ced gee] | |
| Uh uh baby you know what? you really need to check yourself | |
| Yo i find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century | |
| And y'know you still practicin these primitive tactics | |
| Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large | |
| Check yourself baby | |
| Let me step over here and do my thing.. | |
| .. like this! | |
| Yo b-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me | |
| Regardless what i say, she's constantly clockin me | |
| Houndin me like a pest, callin like she's obsessed | |
| I tell her she'll never get, me but she'll never let | |
| The situation rest for a day or two | |
| We're goin on tour, trev said, "i'll bet she'll follow you" | |
| And boy was he right, i know you're probably wonderin | |
| This girl like a groupie, followed me into london | |
| Show for show, state to state, night after night | |
| Hotel to hotel, and even the airports | |
| She tried to play me close | |
| Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post | |
| At one time, before i made a record | |
| She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it | |
| She turned on the video, show on the tv | |
| She couldn't believe it was me, on the big screen | |
| Performin the hit, yeah the record was kickin brother | |
| From that day on, the girl, tried to smother | |
| Me like a blanket, but i wasn't havin it | |
| I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin it | |
| So i took my time, looked her in the eye | |
| And said -- stop jockin me girl | |
| Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. you're daily jockin me | |
| (you're jockin me baby) | |
| Stop jockin me girl! ahh girl, you're a hooker | |
| (you're jockin me baby) | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. girl i can't, get with you | |
| (you're jockin me baby) | |
| Stop jockin me girl! (you're jockin me baby) | |
| Said won't ya, get away from me.. | |
| [tim dog] | |
| So there you have it | |
| Typical situation of jockin | |
| First you fronted, now you want it | |
| For all you girlies thinkin about jockin somebody | |
| I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed | |
| Peace out |
| woman hellooh? | |
| voice hey, hey woman where was you at last night? | |
| tim dog | |
| Ahhh yeahhh | |
| Right about now we' re gonna get into somethin real smooth | |
| This is the story about a man and a woman | |
| The man tried to kick, the woman fronts | |
| He gets large, now she wants | |
| Let' s look in on the story | |
| As this man' s tellin this girl, about herself | |
| Yeah.. | |
| kool keith | |
| See girl, you look stupid now | |
| And i gotta tell you somethin straight in your face | |
| You played yourself like a bigtime toy from mattel | |
| Tryin to flaunt the little bit of what you got | |
| Why don' t you go on over there and let him diss you again? | |
| See your girlfriends laughin and lookin at me at the same time? | |
| But right now i' m gettin ready to wash my hands | |
| And get all the dirt off, yeah | |
| Back in the days, see you never had the time | |
| To come to my house, and let me tell you that i rhyme | |
| You always made excuses, such as | |
| " i' m sleepin right now, call me back," no nevermind | |
| Cause you and your friends are very hard to find | |
| Lisa, pamela, angela, renee | |
| The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday | |
| Lookin for benz' s, food and a hamburger | |
| Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese | |
| That ain' t right girl, in your fantasy world | |
| I call you once you never dialed back | |
| Twice you never dialed back | |
| Saturday morning, live, i' m on soul train | |
| Talkin to don cornelius | |
| Saturday night, my phone rings | |
| Saturday night, i won' t answer | |
| Saturday night, my phone rings again | |
| Saturday night, i don' t answer | |
| Finally, i cold screened the call hello? | |
| " hello? hey keith, it' s me baby. i miss you! | |
| Where you been at all this time? whatchu been doin? | |
| Hey you think we can hang out tonight? | |
| Y' know, we really gotta talk. | |
| You still workin in the grocery store?" please! | |
| keith hangs up phone stop jockin me girl | |
| Chorus: singers ced gee | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. you' re jockin me baby | |
| Stop jockin me girl! slow down, you' re clockin me baby | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. you' re jockin me baby | |
| Stop jockin me girl! yeah, you' re jockin me baby | |
| tim dog | |
| Ha ha ha hah | |
| Here we have the same scenario, but different people | |
| We have a young man who' s been followed by a secret admirer | |
| She too once fronted on the rap | |
| Let' s look in on his story, and see what happens | |
| ced gee | |
| Uh uh baby you know what? you really need to check yourself | |
| Yo i find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century | |
| And y' know you still practicin these primitive tactics | |
| Y' know jockin a brother when he gets large | |
| Check yourself baby | |
| Let me step over here and do my thing.. | |
| .. like this! | |
| Yo bboy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me | |
| Regardless what i say, she' s constantly clockin me | |
| Houndin me like a pest, callin like she' s obsessed | |
| I tell her she' ll never get, me but she' ll never let | |
| The situation rest for a day or two | |
| We' re goin on tour, trev said, " i' ll bet she' ll follow you" | |
| And boy was he right, i know you' re probably wonderin | |
| This girl like a groupie, followed me into london | |
| Show for show, state to state, night after night | |
| Hotel to hotel, and even the airports | |
| She tried to play me close | |
| Now could you believe, she tried to play highpost | |
| At one time, before i made a record | |
| She wasn' t sure it was me, so then, she had to check it | |
| She turned on the video, show on the tv | |
| She couldn' t believe it was me, on the big screen | |
| Performin the hit, yeah the record was kickin brother | |
| From that day on, the girl, tried to smother | |
| Me like a blanket, but i wasn' t havin it | |
| I wasn' t a grocery, and she wasn' t baggin it | |
| So i took my time, looked her in the eye | |
| And said stop jockin me girl | |
| Chorus: singers ced gee | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. you' re daily jockin me | |
| you' re jockin me baby | |
| Stop jockin me girl! ahh girl, you' re a hooker | |
| you' re jockin me baby | |
| Stop jockin me girl.. girl i can' t, get with you | |
| you' re jockin me baby | |
| Stop jockin me girl! you' re jockin me baby | |
| Said won' t ya, get away from me.. | |
| tim dog | |
| So there you have it | |
| Typical situation of jockin | |
| First you fronted, now you want it | |
| For all you girlies thinkin about jockin somebody | |
| I suggest you don' t do it, or you will get dissed | |
| Peace out |