You Stayin' with that ************, layin' with that ************ ******' all your paper off, playin' with that ************ At first all you wanted to do was ****** with the ************ Years pass by, now you stuck with that ************ You fightin' more and more, now you fed up with the ************ But you knew that was a ho when you hooked up with the ************ But you trusted the ************, 'cause you lust for the ************ You suck on her ************ and bust nuts in the ************ Now she 'round this mother******a pregnant and ************t But a child to the ************ is seen as nothin' but a lick The next thing you know, the ************ got you in court Tryin' to get your paper, callin' it child support Takin' half of your ************t, talkin' 'bout a divorce If you don't know the game, then here's a crash course They say "You live with the ************, so your common law married" And the ************ dun got accoustomed to the paper she been gettin' [Chorus: Devin The Dude] Ain't that a ************? [Pimp C:] Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? Now ask yourself... Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? [Bun B:] I got a letter from the government the other day I open and read it, it said "****** UGK! We been watching your success ever since you ******s dropped. We would've spoke a long time ago, but we thought you would've flopped. Man, you two ******s got some nuts, to graduate to mainstream status, From being two broke bastards from off the cuts. Growing up in town with population 50, 000. Only 3 high school, 8 sets of low-income housing. Look, when you did "Too Hard To Swallow", we thought it was a fluke. We you boys came "Super Tight" we played it Cool Hand Luke. "Ridin' Dirty" went gold with no video, we gave a break. But this MTV award nomination ************t just took the cake. So read this letter real good and take it as a warning. We'll be watching when you sleep and when you wake up in the morning. The people that you running with and everything you do. Sincerly yours, ******, you know mother******' who." Ain't that a ************? [Chorus: Devin the Dude] Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? Now ask yourself... Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? [Devin the Dude:] And just when you thought that ************ was specially for you You put all your trust in the ************, and guess what she do 'Round two in the morning that hoes gone Then she come home with some different clothes on I guess the ************ is so fine, that you pay it no mind You ask her where she been, she say with one of her friends, that hoe lyin' Her ************ is a gold mine, well that's how she feels And she can get a few things in exchange for cheap thrills The price of ************ is turnin' some women to whores And just because they give you some ************, it ain't yours So I don't trip on it but I'll stab if I can Then wipe off my weapon and turn into the travelin' man See like, I ****** Ruby Tuesday, but friday I had to slap the hoe The ************ got knocked up by Roscoe and said I'm the Pappadeaux In this game they got a name for a chick Who's gettin' rich for lickin' nuts 'n ************. Ain't that a ************? [Chorus: Devin the Dude] Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? Now ask yourself? Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************? Now ask youself? Ain't that a ************? Ain't that a ************?