| Song | Melrose Diner |
| Artist | The Wonder Years |
| Album | The Upsides |
| I hate your bad tattoos and your second-hand stories* | |
| Those anecdotes that grew old last month. | |
| I hate the way you move when you’re drunk and try dancing. | |
| It’s not sexy. | |
| It’s just keeping us up and I’m just not fond of anyone, | |
| But that’s got everything to do with us. | |
| I hate the way I get when I can’t handle bad news. | |
| It feels like I’ve been an asshole for months. | |
| All I’ve got left are these handfuls of fuck you and man, | |
| That’s never enough. | |
| I guess I’m just down. | |
| I guess I’ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I can’t stand the dork that you’re hanging with now. | |
| I guess I’ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I hate the way that you can’t keep your hair straight. | |
| I hate the way that you’re leaning on me. | |
| I hate the way that you point out when girls are staring | |
| because you know that I won’t do a thing. | |
| I hate the context clues you leave out of your writing | |
| because I can’t find myself here at all. | |
| You know that I hate when you call me wasted. | |
| I expect it whenever you call. | |
| I guess I’m just down. | |
| I guess I’ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I can’t stand the dork that you’re hanging with now. | |
| I guess I’ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I could use you around now. | |
| My friends all say he’s just a b-rate version of me; | |
| he’s stuck on video games and weed. | |
| They’re just trying to help me get to sleep. | |
| My friends all say you’re sitting way too close to me, | |
| that I should just get up and leave. | |
| It’s like I’m weighed down to the seat. | |
| My friends all say he’s just the broke-dick version of me. | |
| They’re just trying to help me get some sleep. | |
| I know he’s what you need. | |
| I guess I’m just down. | |
| I guess I’ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I can’t stand the dork that you’re hanging with now. | |
| I guess I’ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. |
| I hate your bad tattoos and your secondhand stories | |
| Those anecdotes that grew old last month. | |
| I hate the way you move when you' re drunk and try dancing. | |
| It' s not sexy. | |
| It' s just keeping us up and I' m just not fond of anyone, | |
| But that' s got everything to do with us. | |
| I hate the way I get when I can' t handle bad news. | |
| It feels like I' ve been an asshole for months. | |
| All I' ve got left are these handfuls of fuck you and man, | |
| That' s never enough. | |
| I guess I' m just down. | |
| I guess I' ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I can' t stand the dork that you' re hanging with now. | |
| I guess I' ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I hate the way that you can' t keep your hair straight. | |
| I hate the way that you' re leaning on me. | |
| I hate the way that you point out when girls are staring | |
| because you know that I won' t do a thing. | |
| I hate the context clues you leave out of your writing | |
| because I can' t find myself here at all. | |
| You know that I hate when you call me wasted. | |
| I expect it whenever you call. | |
| I guess I' m just down. | |
| I guess I' ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I can' t stand the dork that you' re hanging with now. | |
| I guess I' ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I could use you around now. | |
| My friends all say he' s just a brate version of me | |
| he' s stuck on video games and weed. | |
| They' re just trying to help me get to sleep. | |
| My friends all say you' re sitting way too close to me, | |
| that I should just get up and leave. | |
| It' s like I' m weighed down to the seat. | |
| My friends all say he' s just the brokedick version of me. | |
| They' re just trying to help me get some sleep. | |
| I know he' s what you need. | |
| I guess I' m just down. | |
| I guess I' ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. | |
| I can' t stand the dork that you' re hanging with now. | |
| I guess I' ll be honest. | |
| I could use you around. |