| Song | Uncertainty |
| Artist | Tom Milsom |
| Album | Ephemera (Demos and Unreleased Stuff 2007?-?10) |
| I know I’m not the sort | |
| Of guy who’ll sit and talk ’bout sport | |
| It’s true. | |
| And I know it seems unplanned | |
| With my ukulele in my hand | |
| But I’ve got something I’d like to ask you. | |
| And if I had a pound for every | |
| Time you turned me down | |
| I’d have one pound fifty | |
| In my bank account right now | |
| the world can see, | |
| we’re not that different you and me | |
| so let’s get together, show the world | |
| how different we can be | |
| Oh, oh, oh. | |
| And I know that in the past, | |
| Your answer’s no when I have asked | |
| But still | |
| Hope springs eternal | |
| That one day you’ll feel maternal | |
| And there’s a hole within your soul that I can fill. | |
| So I ask again | |
| If you will go out with me | |
| Even though I know deep down | |
| What the answer’s gonna be | |
| my girl until we die, | |
| If I kill a man, be my alibi, | |
| But please just let me know, | |
| Tell me yes or no, | |
| Oh, oh, oh. |
| I know I' m not the sort | |
| Of guy who' ll sit and talk ' bout sport | |
| It' s true. | |
| And I know it seems unplanned | |
| With my ukulele in my hand | |
| But I' ve got something I' d like to ask you. | |
| And if I had a pound for every | |
| Time you turned me down | |
| I' d have one pound fifty | |
| In my bank account right now | |
| the world can see, | |
| we' re not that different you and me | |
| so let' s get together, show the world | |
| how different we can be | |
| Oh, oh, oh. | |
| And I know that in the past, | |
| Your answer' s no when I have asked | |
| But still | |
| Hope springs eternal | |
| That one day you' ll feel maternal | |
| And there' s a hole within your soul that I can fill. | |
| So I ask again | |
| If you will go out with me | |
| Even though I know deep down | |
| What the answer' s gonna be | |
| my girl until we die, | |
| If I kill a man, be my alibi, | |
| But please just let me know, | |
| Tell me yes or no, | |
| Oh, oh, oh. |