| Song | Oh Jakey |
| Artist | Tom Milsom |
| Album | Ephemera (Demos and Unreleased Stuff 2007?-?10) |
| I’ve got a friend who’s mystical | |
| and rather egotistical | |
| and Jakey Papas is his name | |
| he works with the decision | |
| most emphatical decision | |
| hoping one day day they will lead him to fa-a-ame | |
| They call him Jakey Papas | |
| and he likes to know what’s what | |
| to see if he is on the list | |
| but usually he’s not | |
| Oh, Jakey poo | |
| won’t you do | |
| your hair for me-ee-ee-ee ? | |
| We’ll sit and play | |
| all the day | |
| on RPGee-ee-ee-ee-ees | |
| I’ve got a friend who’s mystical | |
| and rather egotistical | |
| and Jakey Papas is his name | |
| he works with the decision | |
| most emphatical decision | |
| hoping one day day they will lead him to fa-a-ame | |
| They call him Jakey Papas | |
| and he likes to know what’s what | |
| and to see if he is on the list | |
| but usually he’s not | |
| Oh, Jakey poo | |
| won’t you do | |
| your hair for me-ee-ee-ee-ee ? | |
| We’ll sit and play | |
| all the day on RPGee-ee-ee-ee-ees | |
| OH Jakey poo | |
| won’t you do-oo-oo-oo-oo your hair for me | |
| we’ll sit and play | |
| all the day-ay-ay-ay-ay | |
| on MMORPGs |
| I' ve got a friend who' s mystical | |
| and rather egotistical | |
| and Jakey Papas is his name | |
| he works with the decision | |
| most emphatical decision | |
| hoping one day day they will lead him to faaame | |
| They call him Jakey Papas | |
| and he likes to know what' s what | |
| to see if he is on the list | |
| but usually he' s not | |
| Oh, Jakey poo | |
| won' t you do | |
| your hair for meeeeeee nbsp? | |
| We' ll sit and play | |
| all the day | |
| on RPGeeeeeeeeees | |
| I' ve got a friend who' s mystical | |
| and rather egotistical | |
| and Jakey Papas is his name | |
| he works with the decision | |
| most emphatical decision | |
| hoping one day day they will lead him to faaame | |
| They call him Jakey Papas | |
| and he likes to know what' s what | |
| and to see if he is on the list | |
| but usually he' s not | |
| Oh, Jakey poo | |
| won' t you do | |
| your hair for meeeeeeeee nbsp? | |
| We' ll sit and play | |
| all the day on RPGeeeeeeeeees | |
| OH Jakey poo | |
| won' t you dooooooooo your hair for me | |
| we' ll sit and play | |
| all the dayayayayay | |
| on MMORPGs |