| Song | Incontinent |
| Artist | The Tiger Lillies |
| Album | Death and the Bible |
| I’m incontinent I soil the sheets my heartbeat is growing weak | |
| I even find it hard to speak as my urine from me leaks | |
| I strap on my colostomy bag I’m feeling like an old rag | |
| I stagger slowly slow and meek death for me would be a release | |
| My mind is like a leaking sieve my memories I can’t relive | |
| I walk a hundred yards in pain I stagger disconsolate and lame | |
| So my death I cannot wait it’s an event I’ll celebrate | |
| My funeral it seems to me is an event to set me free |
| I' m incontinent I soil the sheets my heartbeat is growing weak | |
| I even find it hard to speak as my urine from me leaks | |
| I strap on my colostomy bag I' m feeling like an old rag | |
| I stagger slowly slow and meek death for me would be a release | |
| My mind is like a leaking sieve my memories I can' t relive | |
| I walk a hundred yards in pain I stagger disconsolate and lame | |
| So my death I cannot wait it' s an event I' ll celebrate | |
| My funeral it seems to me is an event to set me free |