| Song | Three-Legged Jake |
| Artist | The Tiger Lillies |
| Album | Freakshow |
| Three-legged Jake… three-legged Jake | |
| Three-legged Jake it’s a mistake, you can tell he’s a fake | |
| You know what they say about three-legged Jake in a back alley your legs he’ll break | |
| Mean motherfucker who’s full of hate, nasty mean and a fake | |
| Your throat he will cut and he’ll beat you up three-legged Jake is a mean motherfuck | |
| And after the job the three-legged yob will go home and pray to a three-legged God | |
| Three-legged Jake he’s got a dog and one of his legs he’s cut off | |
| Now three-legged Jake’s got a three-legged dog and in the streets they look pretty odd | |
| The three-legged dog will bite your leg off and spit it out when he coughs | |
| The three-legged dog is a circus freak and in the freakshow he barks when you speak | |
| He sits on the lap of three-legged Jake when in the freakshow money he makes | |
| Three-legged Jake… three-legged Jake… legs he will break… |
| Threelegged Jake threelegged Jake | |
| Threelegged Jake it' s a mistake, you can tell he' s a fake | |
| You know what they say about threelegged Jake in a back alley your legs he' ll break | |
| Mean motherfucker who' s full of hate, nasty mean and a fake | |
| Your throat he will cut and he' ll beat you up threelegged Jake is a mean motherfuck | |
| And after the job the threelegged yob will go home and pray to a threelegged God | |
| Threelegged Jake he' s got a dog and one of his legs he' s cut off | |
| Now threelegged Jake' s got a threelegged dog and in the streets they look pretty odd | |
| The threelegged dog will bite your leg off and spit it out when he coughs | |
| The threelegged dog is a circus freak and in the freakshow he barks when you speak | |
| He sits on the lap of threelegged Jake when in the freakshow money he makes | |
| Threelegged Jake threelegged Jake legs he will break |