| Song | My Funny Valentine |
| Artist | Tony Bennett |
| Album | Tony Sings for Two |
| You're my funny valentine... | |
| Sweet, comic valentine... | |
| You make me smile with my heart | |
| Your looks are laughable, unphotographable | |
| Yet you're my favorite work of art | |
| Is your figure less than Greek? | |
| Is your mouth a little weak? | |
| When you open it to speak, | |
| Are you smart? | |
| But don't change a hair for me | |
| Not if you care for me | |
| Stay little valentine | |
| Stay | |
| Each day is Valentine's Day. |