Wanker

Song Wanker
Artist The Darkness
Album One Way Ticket

Lyrics

It was a hot day WOOAH!
And there were boobies ahoy
I am a bastard WOOAH!
I've been a very naughty boy
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was borned
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
I am spineless WOOAH!
I ain't got not no balls
I am a wanker WOOAH!
I won't return your calls
We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Look into my eyeballs!
We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
I cocked the whole thing up
Overfloweth my cup WOOO!
I cocked the whole thing up
Look into my eyeballs!