| Song | You don't know what love is |
| Artist | The Czars |
| Album | X Would Rather Listen to Y than Suffer through a Whole C of Z's |
| You don't know what love is | |
| Until you've learned the meaning of the Blues | |
| Until you've loved a love you had to lose | |
| You don't know what love is | |
| You don't know how lips hurt | |
| Until you've kissed and had to pay the cost | |
| Until you've flipped your heart and you have lost | |
| You don't know what love is |