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All this ill ******* |
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This ******* Sir Mix-A-Lot ******* |
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What the ******* is this *******? |
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See the *******'s video? |
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'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' |
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'Put yo ******* on the glass' |
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This is like a pick-up line: |
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'How you doin? |
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I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG ******* ******* on the glass?' |
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'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!' |
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'Put your ******* on the glass'?! |
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What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'? |
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No, 'Put em on the glass' |
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'Put em on the ******* glass' |
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What the ******* is this *******? |
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The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on |
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What the ******* is the weather like in Seattle? |
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All my ex's, eat this one |
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(You can have her |
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I used to have this girl, let's say her name was Mona |
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Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona |
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5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch |
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And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...) |
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Kinky, just like me |
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She can take a straight gee |
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And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3 |
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Needless to say I was kickin it |
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Cause I know when I'm the only one gettin it |
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But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain |
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The same game you got her with, mayn |
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Flew back home, and I was slippin |
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Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin |
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Throwin drag about wantin a family |
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Tryin to front because he wanna be manly |
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Tellin my girl how I'm playin the field |
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Boy, you'se a jake for real |
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Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch |
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Tryin to front like he rich |
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Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E |
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320, and you wanna be a hoe like me |
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Now you done salted my game |
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Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring |
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You paid a lotta money just to grab her |
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I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her |
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(You can have her |
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I gotta do what I gotta do |
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Baby girl's through, so I need somethin new |
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You can't keep a good mack down |
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I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town |
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5'9" with dimples |
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Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples |
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Thinkin my game was concrete |
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But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes |
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Especially the ones who wanna settle down |
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Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown |
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Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey? |
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A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money |
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Down to spend till his knees bend |
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Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind |
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And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to |
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Plus I'm a boaster |
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*******gin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy |
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Just to get a '96 Caddy |
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A big truck she found |
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You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns |
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He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader |
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Now he got juice, so he eats her |
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And treats her to a big wad of cash |
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Too weak, so she left his ass |
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You can have her |
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Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion... |
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I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a |
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Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land |
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Wanna get freaky with the papa man |
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I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back |
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I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that? |
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One happy black man I be |
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When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me |
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Her name is Teresa |
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She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her |
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She had the long braids |
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Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves |
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Arrived at the house at last |
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Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass |
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Provocative artwork around me |
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Four pink slippers on the floor surround me |
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One pair's for her, the other pair's for who? |
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Plus she only lives in a one bedroom |
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Well hm - it might be on |
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Ménage-à-trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb |
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Teresa's roommate walks in |
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6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin |
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Oh my goodness! |
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You done brought a big-ass man up in the room? |
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Girl, what's wrong with you? |
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Honey, that is gay |
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Yo partner, you can have her |
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Cause I don't want none of y'all |
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3's Company, if you know what I'm sayin |
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Yeah |
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Put it on the danceflo' |
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Bring it back |