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作词 : Sir Mix A Lot |
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Oh!, y'all been tellin some lies 'bout your penile region [laughing] [Female voice:] |
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Fuck me up here [mixed] |
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That's what |
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I heard from your girl, boy [Break: Female voice] |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson [x4] [Verse 1] |
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Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love hummer |
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If you ain't pleased, then tell me what |
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I need If you lie, |
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I'll play the naive guy |
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Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look |
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I know I ain't ten long, but that's okay |
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You call me |
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Big Daddy anyway |
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And make me feel good 'bout my medium wood |
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She got her eyes closed, rockin me well |
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Tryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me |
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Denzel But oh well, get it |
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Halle Berry, get it |
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Halle Berry, get it |
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Two can play the games in a fantasy thing |
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And only five percent of men got nine and up |
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But eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup, now what up? |
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Somebody gotta be lyin, cause |
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I am Claimin bout twelve on the hit-me scale |
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But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang |
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Just like the average |
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Joe Plain, fool [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)] |
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Bring black, bring white (uh huh) |
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Bring length (yeah), tonight (uh) |
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If not, bye bye |
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We like, we like a great big |
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Johnson (What you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (What you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (Ladies, what you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (What you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson [Verse 2] |
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Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted |
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Mister Being-less-than-a-female's-best |
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But have you seen a |
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John Holmes movie? |
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Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! |
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Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude |
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He swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches |
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But she's my |
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Misses but she's his tonight |
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And did I tell you |
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John Holmes was white? |
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Uh oh, we can't let the urban legends die |
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Cause I be |
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Mandingo and he be the gringo |
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It ain't supposed to go like this, it was goin well |
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Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell |
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But I can't compete with this feat, so must |
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I eat the ultimate burger, |
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I clicked on a cursor |
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Triple W dot |
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Ginseng dot com |
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Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like |
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John [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)] |
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Bring black, bring white (uh) |
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Bring length, tonight [laughing] |
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If not, bye bye |
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We like, we like a great big |
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Johnson (What they like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (Ha, what you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (What you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (Well say that then) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson [Verse 3] |
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You can blame it on the |
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Internet, its too much access |
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To big studs lookin for quick love and hugs |
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They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold |
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His pee-pee's cold |
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But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks |
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Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg |
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No strings attached to the ride |
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Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try |
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But I bought tools from the tools store |
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I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in it |
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Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to claim |
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You say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wife |
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Lover man .. |
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Come home from work and |
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John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep |
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And you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half [laughing] [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)] |
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Bring black, bring white (bring white?) |
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Bring length (huh?), tonight (say what?) |
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If not (yeah), bye bye |
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We like, we like a great big |
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Johnson (C'mon) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (C'mon) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (C'mon, chicks) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (C'mon, chicks) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (What you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (What you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (Ladies, what you like?) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson (C'mon) |
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We like a great big |
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Johnson [Female voice:] |
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Big fuckin cock [laughing] [Sir Mix-A-Lot:] |
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Damn girl, you meant that shit |