作词 : Murphy, Space
Ladies and gentlemen
Now is the moment you've all been waiting for
I'm the lovechild of the 
QueenMy blood is blue, it is not green
I was born to live upon the throne
Instead I signed up on the dole
Suppose my father was a 
KingGifts to me he did not bring
Now every time 
I see a crown
It only makes me want to frown
You can't see there's something else 
I needTo help me on my way
Every time 
I think that 
I'm gonna cry
But I'd smile and 
I'd smileBut 
I haven't got the time
We're the bastards of the 
QueenOur blood is blue, know what 
I meanWe were born to live upon four thrones
Instead we sign up on the dole
Suppose our father was a 
KingGifts to us he did not bring
Now every time we see a crown
It only makes us want to fucking frown
You can't see there's something else 
I needTo help me on my way
A big fat line you know is what 
I meanAnd 
I'd smile and 
I'd smileBut 
I haven't got the time
Now my story has been told
It's getting rather very old
Did I tell you about when 
I was christened
Jesus Christ was the name given
You can't see there's something else 
I needTo help me on my way
A big fat line you know is what 
I meanAnd 
I'd smile and 
I'd smileBut 
I haven't got the, 
I haven't got the time