Long ago when I was five
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with maple glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack
And Jack got grounded for 14 days.
I’ve lived with the guilt all of my life
And the terrible vision that I had that night
No please! I don’t wanna go baaaaack!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Down down thy soul is cast!
From the earth whenceforth ye fell!
The path of fire leads thee to spooky Mormon hell dream!
Welcome back to spooky Mormon hell dream!
You are having a spooky Mormon hell dream now!
And now I’ve gone and done it again.
Rectus!
I’ve committed another awful sin.
Dominus!
I left my mission companion all alone.
Spookytus!
Oh God, how could I have done this to you?
Deus!
How could I break rule seventy-two?
Creepyus!
And now my soul hath just been thrown –
Back into spooky Mormon hell dream.
Down, down to Satan’s realm,
See where you belong!
There is nothing you can do,
No escape from Spooky Mormon hell dream!
You blamed your brother for eating the donut
and now  you walk out on your mission companion?
You’re a DICK!
Jesus, I’m sorry!
Jesus hates you this we know!
For Jesus just told you so!
You remember Lucifer!
He is even spoo-ki-er!
Minions of Hades
Have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now he’s back With all you Cath’lics and Jews
It’s super spooky-wooky!
I’m sorry Lord it was selfish of me to break the rules
Please, I don’t wanna be in this Spooky Mormon hell dream!
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran!
Their spirits all surround you!
Spooky spooky spoooo-ky!
I started a war and killed millions of Jews,
I slaughtered the Chinese!
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse,
I got O.J. freed!
You think that’s bad?
I broke rule seventy two!
Hoh!?!
I left my companion!
I’m way worse than you!
I hate this spooky Mormon hell dream!
Spooky Mormon hell dream.
Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won’t break the rules again!
I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick!
Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dream!
You are never waking up from spooky Mormon hell dream!
Oh, please help me Father!
Please let me wake up!
Give me one more chance! I won’t let you down again!
Down down, thy soul is cast From the earth whenceforth ye fell
This must be it, you must be there, you must be in
Spooky Mormon hell dream now!