[00:01.19]Long ago when I was five
[00:04.14]I snuck in the kitchen late at night
[00:07.29]And ate a donut with maple glaze.
[00:13.89]My father asked who ate the snack
[00:17.04]I said that it was my brother Jack
[00:20.49]And Jack got grounded for 14 days.
[00:26.34]I’ve lived with the guilt all of my life
[00:29.39]And the terrible vision that I had that night
[00:35.29]No please! I don’t wanna go baaaaack!
[00:38.60]Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
[00:40.75]Down down thy soul is cast!
[00:43.40]From the earth whenceforth ye fell!
[00:46.50]The path of fire leads thee to spooky Mormon hell dream!
[00:52.95]Welcome back to spooky Mormon hell dream!
[00:58.70]You are having a spooky Mormon hell dream now!
[01:05.50]And now I’ve gone and done it again.
[01:08.25]Rectus!
[01:08.60]I’ve committed another awful sin.
[01:10.80]Dominus!
[01:11.35]I left my mission companion all alone.
[01:15.45]Spookytus!
[01:17.36]Oh God, how could I have done this to you?
[01:20.31]Deus!
[01:20.76]How could I break rule seventy-two?
[01:23.56]Creepyus!
[01:23.76]And now my soul hath just been thrown –
[01:27.16]Back into spooky Mormon hell dream.
[01:28.91]Down, down to Satan’s realm,
[01:32.06]See where you belong!
[01:35.11]There is nothing you can do,
[01:38.06]No escape from Spooky Mormon hell dream!
[01:42.31]You blamed your brother for eating the donut
[01:45.16]and now  you walk out on your mission companion?
[01:48.36]You’re a DICK!
[01:50.77]Jesus, I’m sorry!
[01:53.59]Jesus hates you this we know!
[01:56.39]For Jesus just told you so!
[01:59.44]You remember Lucifer!
[02:00.89]He is even spoo-ki-er!
[02:08.69]Minions of Hades
[02:09.59]Have you heard the news?
[02:11.59]Kevin was caught playing hooky!
[02:14.69]Now he’s back With all you Cath’lics and Jews
[02:17.72]It’s super spooky-wooky!
[02:20.72]I’m sorry Lord it was selfish of me to break the rules
[02:25.12]Please, I don’t wanna be in this Spooky Mormon hell dream!
[02:30.12]Spooky Mormon hell dream!
[02:33.17]Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran!
[02:38.98]Their spirits all surround you!
[02:41.93]Spooky spooky spoooo-ky!
[02:45.13]I started a war and killed millions of Jews,
[02:47.98]I slaughtered the Chinese!
[02:51.33]I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse,
[02:54.18]I got O.J. freed!
[02:57.18]You think that’s bad?
[02:58.58]I broke rule seventy two!
[03:00.18]Hoh!?!
[03:00.38]I left my companion!
[03:01.58]I’m way worse than you!
[03:03.33]I hate this spooky Mormon hell dream!
[03:06.53]Spooky Mormon hell dream.
[03:11.23]Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won’t break the rules again!
[03:46.34]I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick!
[03:58.25]Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dream!
[04:06.50]You are never waking up from spooky Mormon hell dream!
[04:13.30]Oh, please help me Father!
[04:14.75]Please let me wake up!
[04:15.90]Give me one more chance! I won’t let you down again!
[04:18.50]Down down, thy soul is cast From the earth whenceforth ye fell
[04:21.51]This must be it, you must be there, you must be in
[04:23.51]Spooky Mormon hell dream now!